🎙️Nalee's Hypothetical Hotline - Episode 11 - The Almost Relationship (AUDIO ONLY)🎙️

In this week’s episode of Nalee’s Hypothetical Hotline 📞, we’re talking about the kind of situation that can quietly destroy a friendship real fast:

What happens when your friend secretly likes someone… but never makes a move—and now that person wants you instead? 👀

This episode dives into the chaos of almost-relationships, unspoken feelings, missed opportunities, and the uncomfortable tension between loyalty and chemistry. We unpack whether “secret love” actually counts if nothing was ever said out loud, and whether it’s fair to expect someone else to walk away from a real connection because of feelings that were never acted on.

Is it betrayal to date them?
 Or is it unfair to hold someone emotionally hostage over a crush?
 And at what point does friendship become entitlement? 💭

Of course, this Hotline episode quickly spirals into real-life stories, emotional damage, delusion, rave chaos 🎶, accidental blackout behavior 🍹, and a passionate debate about whether Nalee’s outfit was fashion… or straight-up lingerie.

Because sometimes the real lesson is:
 if you don’t take your shot, somebody else eventually will.

Takeaways we absolutely argued over:

•  💔 Unspoken feelings don’t guarantee ownership over someone 
•  ⏳ Missed chances can turn into resentment real quick 
•  🤝 Friendship and jealousy don’t mix well without honesty 
•  👀 Attraction becomes messy when timing gets involved 
•  🧠 Sometimes “love” is actually projection, infatuation, or fantasy 

It’s chaotic. It’s petty. It’s weirdly philosophical. And somehow it also turns into a PSA about pacing yourself with alcohol. 🍾

Welcome back to the Hotline 📞—where the hypotheticals get personal… and the side tangents are never far behind. 

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 (Hilarious. Over it. Emotionally unstable. Spicy.)
 It’s not an insult. It’s a hoe-mmunity.

If you can turn a three-word text into a 45-minute psychological breakdown… welcome home.

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Because if we’re overthinking, we’re doing it professionally.

Just when you thought the chaos was over—Anthony and Nalee invite you to keep the tangents going. With a soft outro vibe and one last wink to the listener, this post-roll points you toward the Twin Tangents website and socials for more unfiltered content. Because if you’re still here, you clearly get it… and we love that for you.

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Transcript

Welcome To The Chaos

NALEE 0:12

Is you done is you having up Wait, I think it's Chris Brown. It's not Usher. Never mind. Anyways, hey y'all, welcome back to actually I lied. Ring, ring, ring, motherfucker! Welcome back to Nolly's hypothetical hotline where chaos is here year-round and we talk about hypothetical hypothetical situations. Our scenario today is called the almost re the almost relationship. Would you date someone your friend secretly loves? All right, here's the scenario. You meet someone and the connection is immediate. Easy conversation, natural chemistry, the kind that feels rare enough to notice. You tell your friend expecting excellent expecting excitement. Instead, they go quiet. After a pause, they admit it.

The Almost Relationship Setup

NALEE 1:13

They've been in love with the same person for years. Never said anything, never acted on it, but the feelings never went away. Now everything feels different. You try to pull back, but the connection keeps growing. The person you like is clearly interested, getting closer, more direct. Now, your friend, they're trying to act normal, but it's obvious it's affecting them. The tension builds until it finally comes to a point. Now, the gut punch moment is the person asks you out and your friend admits they're not okay with you. They're not okay with you saying yes. So the overall question is do you choose the relationship or the friendship? And go.

ANTHONY 1:54

Okay, as per you.

NALEE 1:56

See, I told you it was a different situation. I told you.

ANTHONY 1:59

This is a different situation, yes. Yeah. Okay. So I have questions.

NALEE 2:03

Okay.

ANTHONY 2:04

Okay. So I met this person organically and the So to de So okay, so to s so that this is a general situation.

NALEE 2:14

So I'm gonna give you an actual scenario, okay? So that you don't have any uh any questions about it. So what happens is you know me, I'm still gonna have questions. Of course. But to make it more general so that you can process it. What damn, is that beeping from me?

ANTHONY 2:28

That is from you.

NALEE 2:29

I don't know. I got fucking con a construction crew.

ANTHONY 2:32

You must be backing that ass up.

NALEE 2:36

It's big, huh?

ANTHONY 2:38

Okay, but before you do that, I just want to clarify like this scenario is pretty straightforward. I just want to make sure that I'm understanding some things that were not addressed in your scenario.

NALEE 2:47

Yes. But so I'm gonna say my scenario anyways. So what happened is you and your friends, you guys go out, you're meeting a mutual, a mutual group of friends that you guys used to hang out with, or you guys hang out with, but this person that your friend knows, I guess, are are like they know each other, but you don't know them. But then she didn't give any impression that she likes this person, right? And then at the end of the day, the guy asks you for your number, and then you guys start talking behind the scenes, a couple weeks goes by, and then you tell your friend, hey, you know that the guy that we met, well, you know, we've been talking and we're starting to hit it off. And then your friend finally says, Well, I kind of liked him too. I just didn't act on it. I mean, we've known each other for years, blah, blah, blah, blah. And so then you're like, okay. And so you try to tell the guy, you know what, let's chill, let's cool off a little bit. Like, it ain't that serious. And then all of a sudden, he's like, you know what, I really like you. I would like to take you out on a date. And then you tell your friend about it, and she's like, Yeah, I don't feel comfortable with that. What do you do in that situation?

ANTHONY 3:50

So, did my friend and this love interest, did they ever have a relationship?

NALEE 3:56

They did not, but they know of each other.

ANTHONY 3:58

So they're just acquaintances or friends.

NALEE 4:01

Yeah. Yep.

ANTHONY 4:02

They've never dated. There's never been any discussion about any romantic feelings.

NALEE 4:07

Not until Sally Sue saw that he liked me and she got all insecure.

ANTHONY 4:12

Okay. But yeah. So, okay. So the first thing that I want to address is, you know, at the beginning of the episode, you said that the episode question is, would you date somebody your friend secretly loves? Yeah. Bitch, you don't love them if you never had a relationship and that like you never even came close to that fucking bridge. So don't tell me you love them. You're in lust with them. So that's gonna negate everything right there. Secondly, do I choose the relationship or the friendship? I'm choosing the relationship. Ooh, okay. You you've known this person for years

No Dibs On Unspoken Crushes

ANTHONY 4:45

and you never acted on it. So now I'm gonna I'm gonna put my life on hold and my emotions because you have a crush on somebody. Yeah, bitch. Congratulations. If you would have acted on it and things didn't work out, then we can renegotiate and then we can discuss like what's more important. The terms and conditions. The terms and conditions. But now you, as my friend, see that I have this connection with this person. Things are happening, and we I have actually approached the dating/slash relationship bridge. And now because you failed to have a pair of balls, I'm supposed to back off. No, sorry, mama, don't play that shit. You had your window, you sat on your ass and ate the bag of potato chips and did not a fucking thing. So go back to your couch, eat your bag of potato chips, watch the story of Jeffrey Dahmer. No.

NALEE 5:44

Goddamn, goddamn, you got triggered. Okay.

ANTHONY 5:47

I was not expecting that. It's not that I'm triggered, but I think that that's that's kind of shitty of a friend to be like, hey, I have a crush on this this person that you're seeing or that you've been hanging out with. And I understand that you guys have like have mutual feelings towards each towards each other, but and I never I never acted on my feelings, but so I want you to turn them down.

NALEE 6:11

Yeah.

ANTHONY 6:12

No, that's that's that's shitty of a friend to ask you to do that.

NALEE 6:16

Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure. Okay, I I am also in agreement. Like, as much as I was giving you attitude, y'all already know me. First come, first serve is a little bitch. First come, first serve. And the thing is, I get it, we're friends, but the thing is that it's not my fault that I had the balls to be like, hey. And also, it's not even that I like him. He liked me. He's approaching me.

ANTHONY 6:36

I was just gonna say, and so you've been friends with this person for what I I'm pretty sure you said years, right?

NALEE 6:42

Yeah, yeah.

ANTHONY 6:43

He never made a pass at you, so he I'm sorry, what's what's that movie? He's just not that into you, honey.

NALEE 6:52

Yeah, unfortunately, no. Yeah. So I would agree, I would probably choose a relationship. And it's not that I choose honestly, I wouldn't choose either one. I will say though, that I will tell her that, hey, I understand you're not comfortable with me saying yes. However, I'm a proceed with this. I will still be your friend, and it's up to you because at this point it's you, it's not me. Like you're the one with all these feelings without expressing them. I'm gonna continue doing this and I will still be your friend. But if you're not comfortable, it's up, it's on, it's on you. Balls in your corn.

ANTHONY 7:27

I I was just gonna say, ultimately, your question of do you choose the relationship or the friendship? I'm not choosing one over the other. It's my friend who's giving me the ultimatum, right? So this one's for Stephanie.

NALEE 7:42

Bye. Yes.

ANTHONY 7:43

Bye.

NALEE 7:43

Exactly. Yeah, okay. So we're in agreement to that.

ANTHONY 7:47

Side note, I gotta interrupt you. Your nails look amazing. I can't see the details on them. Are they just plain red?

NALEE 7:53

It's just it's just red.

ANTHONY 7:54

Okay, I see. Yes, ma'am.

NALEE 7:57

Yeah. I know. I forgot how much I like red until I did over there. I know. I got my toes to match too. I don't know if you could see my toes.

ANTHONY 8:05

Wow, you're pretty flexible. Can you put your leg over your head too?

NALEE 8:07

I think don't do that for this. Come on, Annalise. I could. I could. Shut up. Shut up. It's not so bad.

ANTHONY 8:14

No. Um, no, but for real though, you should do. I don't think I've ever seen this on you, but I feel like you could pull it off. And not a lot of women can pull this off. But you should do a matching bright red lipstick. Did you freeze? Oh. I was like, did I use you?

NALEE 8:28

Or no, I don't match red lipstick. It's too bold for me.

ANTHONY 8:33

I want to see you in it.

NALEE 8:34

Okay, maybe, maybe next time, if my nails still last that long. Do it like next week or something.

ANTHONY 8:39

Well, no, it doesn't need I just want to see you in red lipstick. I don't give a shit about the nails, but like I don't know if I have any red lipstick.

NALEE 8:45

I usually do very nude, like my natural lips. Chapstick in like a little brown liner. That's it. She natural.

ANTHONY 8:52

What are you, Latina?

NALEE 8:53

Pops to be. Just kidding.

ANTHONY 8:56

I don't know what that means.

NALEE 8:57

I don't know what that means either. You're gonna be a child. No.

ANTHONY 9:00

Anyway, okay. Sorry. Sorry, I digress. I'm tangent.

NALEE 9:05

But, anyways, yes, I am in agreement to you. Yeah, I wouldn't choose either one. I again would say the ball's in your court. I'm gonna proceed with this because he courted me, not you. Too bad, too sad. You didn't make your move. It is not on me. That's your own fault for not making your own move. Because even if you did, he probably would have said no.

ANTHONY 9:27

I'm just gonna Yep. I'm just gonna go out on the limb here and say that if you've been friends with years and he never made a move and you finally found the balls to make a move.

NALEE 9:38

And also you're just now ready to you're now ready to make a move when he like made a pass at me. Like that's fucking stupid. Like, okay. And honestly, if it's like that, then to me, it's more like you're not even my friend at this point. You're my friend to me.

ANTHONY 9:54

Yeah.

NALEE 9:55

Cause I'm just gonna say, like, I've been in this situation before, like in high school.

ANTHONY 9:59

Like so high school.

NALEE 10:01

It is so high school. I mean, we're high schoolers, still at heart, whatever the fuck. I don't care if anybody wants to make that, but whatever. But uh, but in high school, there's this guy that I had like a really, really big crush on. And I even went out of my way to like write him a letter to let him know that I had a crush on him and was like, hey, I like you, blah, blah, blah, blah. It is so high school. And then like a couple weeks later, I found out that him and my best friends were him and my best friend started to date. And yeah, it was a little sad, but at the same time, it's just like, hey, I'm happy for you. I hope you guys work it out. You know what I mean? And that's how it should be. Now, if you're a dumb pity bitch where you're like, oh no, if we can't have them, you can't have them, which is this whole fucking situation. No, that part it's a no for me. You are not my friend, you're not in support of me, and you want to see me go down just because you couldn't have it.

ANTHONY 10:48

So 100% agree.

NALEE 10:50

Okay. Now I have some talking points. And we probably already kind of talked about a few of them, but does unspoken love still quote unquote count?

ANTHONY 11:00

No, because it's not love. Wait, wait, well, okay, wait, let me rephrase this. So when you say does unspoken love still count, was there actually love? Because in this scenario, there's no love. This friend was just lusting over somebody and she had strong feelings towards somebody who they never discussed anything that you would discuss with somebody that you're actually in love with or somebody

Is It Love Or Lust

ANTHONY 11:22

that you're in a relationship with. So that's my question for you.

NALEE 11:26

Okay. Well, the thing is, I think that you could still love somebody from afar or still be in love with them. No, but it's a one-sided love. It's not like they're reciprocating, you're just in love with them.

ANTHONY 11:38

I disagree with that.

NALEE 11:39

So you're saying that anytime you have a one-sided like crush or whatever, like attraction or whatever towards somebody, that's not considered love. It's considered just lust for you?

ANTHONY 11:51

I don't know that I would necessarily always consider it lust, but a thousand percent would not consider it love.

NALEE 11:57

Okay.

ANTHONY 11:57

Because how do you how do you know that you love somebody when okay, so I'm just gonna use us for an example. We're not in like a romantic relationship. There are things that that we know of. Yeah. Was that you in my bed last night?

NALEE 12:16

Did you just say you? I heard you say you.

ANTHONY 12:19

No.

NALEE 12:20

Fucking bitch. Uh it was Richard last night. It wasn't me.

ANTHONY 12:25

Oh. No, what I was saying was we're not in a romantic relationship. So there are things that you, maybe that's what you heard. I said you. There are things that you. There are things that you would not necessarily share with me as your best friend that you would share with somebody that you're in a romantic relationship with. And those things are things that that develop and enhance what love actually is, if that makes sense. Like there may be things about this person that would be red flags for you that you wouldn't necessarily love them. Okay, that makes sense.

NALEE 13:01

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

ANTHONY 13:02

You get what I'm saying there?

NALEE 13:03

Like, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Like there's things you would do with like a romantic person, like a romantic partner compared to like you may do with your friends. Yes. Okay, I get that.

ANTHONY 13:12

And yeah, there are things that you may tell your friends, like us.

NALEE 13:15

Yeah.

ANTHONY 13:16

I mean, I I feel like we tell each other a lot.

NALEE 13:19

Oh, I tell you everything. I have no filter. See, I don't know about that.

ANTHONY 13:23

Or may and maybe it's just a one-sided thing, but I feel like I feel like there's that probably like one or two percent of things that we won't share with each other because we reserve that space for somebody else.

NALEE 13:35

Right, right. Yeah, yeah.

ANTHONY 13:36

Yes. So you can never actually be in love with somebody that you haven't had a relationship with or had that romantic conversation inside of things with.

NALEE 13:47

I guess. So what you're saying is it technically isn't a romantic relationship, but they may have had a relationship. But in order for you to be in love with somebody, you have to have a romantic relationship.

ANTHONY 13:59

Yeah, because it's like what wasn't there like a saying or something like when you love someone, like you give yourself to them, like body, soul, mind, like you give all of yourself to this person that you're in love.

NALEE 14:11

Yeah.

ANTHONY 14:12

So if that person is not giving you all of them, how do you love them? And vice versa.

NALEE 14:17

I guess that's true. I guess that's true. Okay, okay. I I see where you're I see where you're talking about. I smell what you're stepping in. I'm catching what you're throwing at me.

ANTHONY 14:25

Thank you.

NALEE 14:26

Okay. So I don't know if I agree or disagree with that, but yes, I understand where you're coming from. For me, does unspoken love still count? I am a delusional person who lives in delusion, and I say that yes, it does still count. Even if it's one-sided, I think you could build a lot of feelings for one person. Again, I've I've had this before, and it's like a big crush, a big infatuation. I don't know what the fuck. But like, I think it still counts as love. But the thing that that comes with though, it's you have to understand that it's still one-sided. Like you haven't confessed it to that person, and that person probably don't even know you're alive. You know what I mean? So you could you could be in love with somebody, but at the same time, when it's that case, like you have to be prepared for rejection. You have to be prepared for like you if you never ever tell this person, you're gonna be stuck on this person for a long time. You know what I mean? Right.

ANTHONY 15:25

So And and the one thing that I will say on that is if the situation were different, whereas my friend and this person had history and had a relationship and that they were in love with them, then yeah, that completely changes everything.

NALEE 15:39

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Exactly. Okay. All right. My next question is is it fear if your friend never acted on it?

ANTHONY 15:48

Do you want to repeat that question?

NALEE 15:50

Is it fear if your friend never acted on it?

ANTHONY 15:53

Okay.

NALEE 15:54

Fair. At first I thought you said scare. Is it fair?

ANTHONY 15:58

Is it fair if your friend never acted? Is what fair if my friend never acted on it?

NALEE 16:03

The fact that you're choosing the relationship over your friendship.

ANTHONY 16:06

So again, I ain't choosing the relationship over my friendship. My friend is the one who's choosing the

Fairness And Friendship Aftermath

ANTHONY 16:13

whether or not to pursue this relationship. I have no reason to choose the relationship over the friendship. But to answer your question, it's okay. Is it fair if your friend never Yes, it's fair. It's fair game.

NALEE 16:25

Yeah, I agree.

ANTHONY 16:26

It's fair game. Are you gonna weigh in on this?

NALEE 16:29

Oh, it's again, it's fair game because why is it that now that I have the opportunity to jump on this dick, you want to jump on it too?

ANTHONY 16:36

You know, it's always gotta be about jumping on the dick, Nolly.

NALEE 16:39

Okay, if I wanted to go inside this pussy and now you want to go inside this pussy too, we can't have it both ways. Okay.

ANTHONY 16:48

Okay, if I can't eat in love.

NALEE 16:50

If I can't eat this lollipop and you want it too, then how are we both gonna share this lollipop?

ANTHONY 16:55

Okay, 50 cents.

NALEE 16:59

But that's that's what it comes down to. Regardless of what the situation is, it's gonna result in sex. That's all I'm saying. That's why I bring that up. But, anyways, well, for me at least. I moved the person. You don't mean whore's back. Yeah, exactly. But she what do you mean she's back? She's been here. What?

ANTHONY 17:22

She's been here.

NALEE 17:22

She's been here.

ANTHONY 17:24

This old whore. You've been broke hard and put away wet.

NALEE 17:28

Whoa, okay.

ANTHONY 17:29

You agreed. You agreed. You're like, period. That's right.

NALEE 17:34

I didn't listen. I don't listen a lot. It's fine. But, anyways, yeah. Okay, so last question here. Can a friendship survive this kind of choice?

ANTHONY 17:45

You're gonna have to ask my friend, but from my standpoint, yes, it can survive this kind of choice.

NALEE 17:50

Okay. To me, I think it's half and half. To me, I think that actually, no, you're right. I think it's up, it's up to the friend. Because obviously, like we've said, we've already agreed to continue this relationship, and if she feels uncomfortable, then she can move it out. She yeah, that's on her.

ANTHONY 18:08

That's that's on you. You never made a move, you've known this person for years, and now it's an issue that they're talking to me and we're hitting it off.

NALEE 18:15

Yeah. Okay. Well, that's all that I had, but I had a little, I had a little story time for the end of this clip.

ANTHONY 18:23

So wait, I have a question for you.

NALEE 18:25

Okay, okay, okay.

ANTHONY 18:26

So is this hypothetical? Is this based on a real situation in your life? Is that what you were getting at?

NALEE 18:34

No, no, no, no. This is like a tangent story. Um, this past weekend, I didn't tell you this yet, but I was gonna wait for this. But this past weekend, I went to my first rave, and bitch, I got fucked up. I got so fucked up.

ANTHONY 18:50

You look like a slut, by the way.

NALEE 18:52

No, I I I got so fucked up to the point where like we didn't even make it to the headliner. That's how fucked up I was.

ANTHONY 18:59

I'm gonna put a picture of Nolly right here, everybody.

NALEE 19:01

Don't don't. Actually, you can, it's fine. I'm going to

Rave Night Blackout Story

NALEE 19:05

save me out.

ANTHONY 19:05

Because no, you looked good. You didn't really look like a slut.

NALEE 19:08

I did look like a slut. I looked like a three cent whore. You didn't see the bottom of my you did not see the bottom half of my outfit.

ANTHONY 19:15

I did. You sent me a full you bitch, you just sent that to me like three hours ago. Were you drunk? That's always my go-to. It's either are you pregnant or were you drunk?

NALEE 19:26

Well, okay. You didn't see the back side of it, is what I'm saying. Because the back side of it, it has like a strip going down my my leg and then it spreads into the fish nuts. So it look like it looked slutty. That's all I'm gonna tell you.

ANTHONY 19:39

You looked, you looked nice here. You look like a slut here. I'm gonna insert another picture here of you in the fucking in that t-shirt.

NALEE 19:50

What t-shirt?

ANTHONY 19:51

The one that looked like fucking lingerie.

NALEE 19:53

Where?

ANTHONY 19:55

No, though it was like a couple weeks ago. You sent me a picture and you were like, is this slutty?

NALEE 20:00

Oh.

ANTHONY 20:01

And I was like, yes, you slut. That's lingerie. That is not a good one.

NALEE 20:06

No, no, look, it's a t-shirt. That is not slutty. It's a shirt, it's a top. Okay, it's a top. Okay. I would have.

ANTHONY 20:13

I'm putting I'm putting both pictures here. Okay. And I'm with this on socials. I want to vote. I want to vote.

NALEE 20:19

It just looks slutty because my boobs are big. Okay, that's why it looks slutty. Now, if my boobs were small, they wouldn't look slutty. It would just look like a cute little tap. Trust me. No. Boobs add sluttiness to the situation. But no, it was not slutty.

ANTHONY 20:34

I do agree with that comment. That was lingerie. That was not a T T.

NALEE 20:37

It was not a lingerie.

ANTHONY 20:38

It was lingerie. That is lingerie.

NALEE 20:41

And then I know how lingerie looks like. It was a shirt. It was a shirt.

ANTHONY 20:46

And I don't. What am I fucking Amish?

NALEE 20:48

Anthony's over-exaggerating. He's over-exaggerating. It's a shirt.

ANTHONY 20:53

Viewers, you'll see. I'm gonna put both pictures here. Rave photo lingerie. Ray Lingerie.

NALEE 21:00

Well, I just saying, I just wanted to point it, point it out there that like I forgot that I lost weight. So I thought that I would be able to drink the same as I was before. Bitch, was I fucking wrong? That's what happened because you can't drink anymore. I mean, before I couldn't really drink, but now I especially can't drink.

ANTHONY 21:19

And just to put a disclaimer out there Did you just say before you couldn't drink?

NALEE 21:23

Yeah, I couldn't really drink that much. What? You thought I could drink a lot before?

ANTHONY 21:27

Yeah.

NALEE 21:28

Really?

ANTHONY 21:28

Are you kidding me? I I went to your housewarming party. I mean, granted, this was stemming from Chile, but shots of tequila?

NALEE 21:36

But I didn't even drink that many shots. I was regulating people. Yeah. But anyways, regardless. Anyways. What yeah. What happened was I just wanted to put a disclaimer out there. If you guys have ever drinking or if somebody offers you a drink that's called beetbox, it's like in a it looks like it's like in a little carton. You know the the the coconut juice that I always drink? Yeah. Like in the Cartons, so it's called a beat box, and it's in that kind of carton. And I did not know that it's twice the alcohol content of a regular beer. So there was a hundred eleven percent alcohol. And so then I didn't know, but it was it was good, but it's it's definitely like a creeper, and so before going, I was already like, don't judge me. Um don't I see your judgy ass face, but it took me like three hours to do my makeup, and I was pacing myself taking shots of vodka to kind of like I can't drink like I used to, but I'm free gaming with shots. Three shots in three hours. That's a lot. I mean, that's a little.

ANTHONY 22:38

No.

NALEE 22:40

Really? Shots? I took a shot. Yeah, I took a shot an hour.

ANTHONY 22:43

In addition to other alcohol.

NALEE 22:45

Well, I just had that one beat box when I got to her house. Granted, we did take like two shots, but then I like took the chase the beatbox as a chaser with the liquor. So my dumbass. Yeah, exactly. Exactly. That's why I'm I'm giving you guys a lesson to not do that. That's why why I'm telling the story is that like, don't do that. Don't chase alcohol with alcohol because it will fuck you up. Literally, it took me 10 minutes to go from like regular-looking ass to like being a fucking dumb ass. Because before we even got out, I blacked out. And apparently I was crying in the car like a dumb bitch because Pali was yelling at me, and I told her to wipe my own tears because I was crying like a dumb bitch, but I told her to wipe my tears. And then when we got to the place, I went when we got to the place, I like right before we hit the theater, I like tripped and I scraped my knee. I have a big ass elbow, uh bruise on my elbow. I don't know if you guys can see it, but there's like a big bruise right here. And I I was so drunk. And then when we got to like the entrance to go in, then dad was like, you need to get yourself together. Because if you don't, they're not gonna let you in. And so then I was like, okay, okay, okay. I'm gonna straighten up, I'm gonna straighten up. The minute we got in, I can go up the fucking stairs. Like, I needed assistance to walk up the stairs. And then when we got up there, like none of this, it was so bad that I don't remember any of this. Literally, I only remember getting to the car, Linda telling me to get my shit together, and then we were at the front of the of the stage. Just I was just fucking doing whatever the fuck. It was so bad, you guys. It was so, so bad. Like, I don't think I've ever been drunk to this level. It was so bad.

ANTHONY 24:28

Like, did you not learn anything that time that you were with your sisters and your brother a few weeks ago?

NALEE 24:37

No, not yet. Yeah. I did it. I didn't learn my lesson.

ANTHONY 24:41

Oh my god.

NALEE 24:42

It's also because Go ahead. Go ahead. No, Linda offered me food. We weren't at we're in, we were at her friend's house, but I think at that point I was already blacked out, and apparently I like rejected the food. And if I ate, I think if I ate, I would have been fine. I think I would have been able to soak it up, but I wasn't able to soak it up. I was just really fucked up. And so then we got so the show started at 7. There was a couple of openers, and then the actual headliner doesn't start till 12. We fucking left at like 11:30. We were we went at nine and left at 11:30. And I feel so bad because I ru it's not that I ruined everybody's night, but I low-key kind of did.

ANTHONY 25:20

You kind of did.

NALEE 25:22

I did, I did.

ANTHONY 25:25

Okay, so I have to ask, were tickets like really expensive to this thing?

NALEE 25:28

They were like 50, 50, 60 bucks. Is that expensive? I don't know. I mean, I'm Poe.

ANTHONY 25:34

So yeah. If I spent if I spent $50, $60 to go to a rave and the headliner didn't come on until 12 and we left at 11 30, bitch, I'm invoicing your ass.

NALEE 25:47

No, no, it was really bad. What I didn't mention was I actually You threw up. No, no, no, no. I this guy that I've been talking to, he actually met us up there. And I was amazed.

ANTHONY 26:00

Is this the guy?

NALEE 26:02

What guy?

ANTHONY 26:02

Well, I'm not gonna say his name, but I don't know.

NALEE 26:05

Yes. You guys pace yourselves. I'm not getting any older. And I need to Okay.

ANTHONY 26:14

I think you took that out of context.

NALEE 26:16

You said that. You said that too.

ANTHONY 26:17

You ain't getting any younger, hoe.

NALEE 26:19

No, he said I'm not getting any older, so I'm gonna stick with that. But pace yourselves, please be careful. Um, I'm really thankful that like my sisters they care a lot about me and they're very, very patient with me. Too patient, actually, when I'm drunk. But I was a drunken mess. And just a reminder. Yeah, just a just uh just a PSA. Make sure that you guys eat before you drink. And when there's food, even when you're drunk, eat it. It's gonna help you soak up the alcohol.

ANTHONY 26:50

But depending upon where you are.

NALEE 26:52

Well, yes, of course. Like, not just food on the street or in the trash can, obviously.

ANTHONY 26:58

Or even at a concert.

NALEE 26:59

I wouldn't Or eat even at a concert.

ANTHONY 27:01

At a concert, if I was drunk, I the last thing that I would do would be eat a hot dog and nachos because that's good.

NALEE 27:07

Oh, I would eat fries. I don't know. But anyways, regardless, just remember to pace yourselves. Don't be a sloppy hoe like me. Let me be the example, like I always say. But yeah, I don't even know where this side tangent went, but regardless, take your chances when you got it, because when another bitch comes along and she takes the chances, bye-bye. That's it.

ANTHONY 27:30

That's true. If you have a chance to do it. Any other thoughts, Anthony on your drunken rager or on the is hypothetical.

NALEE 27:37

Both.

ANTHONY 27:38

My advice to you, Nolly, is if you're going to be drinking alcohol and having a party, a night out like that, definitely know what you're consuming, especially the alcohol content.

NALEE 27:50

If it's Yeah, no, it was bad.

ANTHONY 27:52

Yeah.

NALEE 27:54

It was bad. I literally blacked out the moment I finished that. It was bad.

ANTHONY 27:58

And I feel like those nights are normal for people to have in their 20s. I am 20 at heart. Okay. Well, that's not really how that works. And as

Pacing Drinks And Final Takeaways

ANTHONY 28:10

far as the hypothetical goes, I think you hit it right on the head. Like, take the chances, take your opportunities, because if you don't do it, somebody else is going to.

NALEE 28:18

Exactly. And don't be a sore ass loser.

ANTHONY 28:21

Yeah.

NALEE 28:21

Yeah, don't be a sore ass loser. It's not your fault. It's not their fault that you lost your chance.

ANTHONY 28:27

Exactly. So.

NALEE 28:28

All right. Well, that's it for today. We'll see you back again two Wednesdays from now for a new Nolly's hypothetical hotline. You got it right this time. Yes. Yes.

ANTHONY 28:40

That right there is growth.

NALEE 28:42

Yes, period. Growth from Saturday. All right. We'll see you guys next time. Bye.