🎙️Apocalypse But Make It Petty (AUDIO ONLY)🎙️

🧟‍♂️ If The World Ends…We’re Absolutely Judging Who Survives

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This week on Twin Tangents, Anthony and Nalee spiral into full apocalypse mode and ask the important questions:

If society collapses… who are we saving?
 Where are we bunkering?
 And who is absolutely getting voted off the island?

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We’re talking:

🏪 Bunker strategy debates → Walmart vs. Costco vs. chaos, divide-and-conquer survival tactics
 🧠 Resourcefulness ranking → who has actual skills and who just thinks they do
 👀 Friend group dynamics under pressure → leaders, liabilities, quiet masterminds, and emotional support roles
 🫀 The appendix debate → where is it? does it matter? are we medically qualified? (no.)
 🔥 Unhinged survival plans → strict rules, loyalty tests, exile policies, and zero tolerance for incompetence
 🧟 Handling the infected → hard choices, moral gray areas, and who hesitates too long
 🥩 The cannibalism dilemma → would we? could we? who gets eaten first?
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Transcript

Cold Open And Premise

NALEE 0:51

Oh my God. Okay. All right. Are we recording?

SPEAKER_01 0:57

Mm-hmm.

NALEE 0:58

Mm-hmm. Okay. All right. Well, if the apocalypse started right now, Anthony would probably try to Google it.

ANTHONY 1:07

I resent that, but I think that Nolly would try to film a get ready with me. While society collapses around us.

NALEE 1:16

Priorities matter.

Meet The Hosts And The Bit

ANTHONY 1:17

Okay. Well. Welcome to Twin Tangents, the only podcast preparing you for disaster with absolutely zero credentials.

NALEE 1:26

I'm Nolly. I don't run. I don't fight. But I will emotionally narrate the downfall of humanity.

ANTHONY 1:36

And I'm Anthony.

NALEE 1:37

If I could speak properly. Sorry.

ANTHONY 1:39

Yeah, if you could speak properly, that would probably help us out a little bit. No, I'm sorry. And I'm Anthony. I own one flashlight and think that that's enough, which actually is not the truth.

NALEE 1:52

All right. Well, today we are discussing how we'd survive the apocalypse.

ANTHONY 1:58

Or more realistically.

NALEE 2:00

How long we'd last before becoming background characters.

ANTHONY 2:05

I'm gonna throw you to the whoops here. I'm giving a spoiler alert to all of our listeners. I think that Nolly's character is going to be giving the limited series in this situation. I got this all planned out in my head.

NALEE 2:21

Okay.

ANTHONY 2:21

End of the world. I'm safe.

NALEE 2:24

I think they'll survive pretty long, actually, but we'll see.

ANTHONY 2:28

Not after a few panic moments, though, right?

NALEE 2:31

Probably, yeah.

ANTHONY 2:32

Yeah.

NALEE 2:32

I mean, I'd probably have a broken leg, like maybe a broken toe. Not a whole leg, but maybe a toe. And then I'd probably cry over that. But we'll see.

ANTHONY 2:41

Yeah, if I broke a bone, it would probably be game over.

SPEAKER_06 2:44

Yeah, probably.

ANTHONY 2:46

Yeah. Alright.

SPEAKER_06 2:48

Well.

ANTHONY 2:49

Please, by all means, lead us into the apocalypse.

NALEE 2:53

Alright. So the first segment is who's surviving and who's getting bit first.

ANTHONY 2:59

Before anybody starts looting Target or Walmart.

NALEE 3:03

Respectfully, essentials only, candles, snack, face masks.

ANTHONY 3:09

We need to establish something important.

Who Survives First Contact

NALEE 3:11

Who in our lives is actually built for this? Alright, so we have a couple topics here. The first one is I've watched The Walking Dead twice, expert. That's me, straight off the bat. Yeah, I'm gonna be Michonne. I uh I yeah, I'm gonna have that that machete or that Samura sword, and I'm gonna have like the two. If you've seen The Walking Dead, or if you haven't seen it, spoiler alert, but yeah, I'm gonna have Michonne with two puppies. Not two puppies, but two like puppets. Got to go.

ANTHONY 3:51

Puppies. Yeah. If anybody hasn't seen The Walking Dead, you you what are you living under a fucking rock?

NALEE 3:58

Yeah. Like it's literally ended and they have like 10 spin-offs right now.

ANTHONY 4:03

Oh my god. I I tried to watch the spin-offs, I couldn't do it. Could not do it.

NALEE 4:08

I don't think I've watched yet. I I can't, I can't, I can't watch the spin-offs. Maybe Daryl's spin-off and maybe Negan's spin-off with Maggie, but that's about it. I'm watching, I'm not watching anything else.

ANTHONY 4:24

I couldn't. I tried to do Daryl's spin-off and I was like, Daryl's such a good character, I'll be able to do this.

NALEE 4:30

And was it bad?

ANTHONY 4:32

Yeah, I couldn't get into it. I was just, I'm I mean, I'm just trying to understand how you get from like where were they? Georgia? Making Georgia. And he now like his spin-off, he's in Paris. He's in France.

NALEE 4:47

Oh, is he?

ANTHONY 4:49

Yeah.

NALEE 4:49

How'd he make it there?

ANTHONY 4:51

Exactly. I I got nothing. He got airlifted.

SPEAKER_04 4:55

Magically, he teleported.

ANTHONY 4:57

Yeah, magically he got airlifted.

SPEAKER_04 4:59

He teleported.

ANTHONY 5:00

Actually, I think that's what happened. Now that you mention that.

SPEAKER_04 5:04

I can't.

ANTHONY 5:05

I think he got airlifted because I think there's some like secret military.

SPEAKER_04 5:09

Are you being sarcastic here?

ANTHONY 5:11

No, I'm being serious. I think that like near the ending of The Walking Dead, I think there was like back and forth where there was like a secret military base. Because there's also there's also the conspiracy or the question that's been raised that like Rick didn't actually die.

NALEE 5:28

He died?

ANTHONY 5:29

Did you not watch The Walking Dead?

NALEE 5:31

I did not watch it till the end. I couldn't Okay.

ANTHONY 5:34

I couldn't watch it till the end.

NALEE 5:37

Oh, it's okay.

ANTHONY 5:38

It went downhill. It went downhill. Oh yeah, I did.

NALEE 5:41

I like I watched it twice, but the second time, I don't the first time, I don't think I watched it all the way through. I stopped where like Negan kind of came in and took the whole crew. And then I was like, okay, this is getting too much. Although I do love him, I'm like, eh. And then I watched the second time, and then I I couldn't get past Glen Glenn's thing. And so I'm like, I can't. I can't.

ANTHONY 6:07

They did him dirty.

NALEE 6:08

They did him so dirty. Again, spoiler alert. If you are watching The Walking Dead or you have not been there yet, yeah. It's pretty traumatic.

ANTHONY 6:19

Go back and rewatch it. I did go back because I stopped kind of like around the time that Negan came into place.

Walking Dead Canon As Training

NALEE 6:26

I think we re watched it around the same time, if I remember correctly. But I just didn't personally.

ANTHONY 6:30

I just did it last year.

NALEE 6:32

Yeah.

ANTHONY 6:33

Yeah.

NALEE 6:33

Same.

ANTHONY 6:34

And I I f I finished. And then I went on, I wanted to watch everything in like in chronological order. So I went after I finished The Walking Dead, then I went on to fear the Walking Dead.

NALEE 6:46

Okay.

ANTHONY 6:48

Yeah, I couldn't get into that.

NALEE 6:49

I couldn't get into that one.

ANTHONY 6:50

I was That one wasn't that good. But then I tried that.

NALEE 6:56

Is that the one with just Rick and Michonne?

ANTHONY 6:59

No. No. It was with the whole, a whole different cast. And I think in memory serves me right, there was a crossover. But anyway, getting off of the show itself, so do you think that you would be able to survive a zombie apocalypse?

NALEE 7:14

I think I would for maybe a couple of months. I wouldn't say years. Really? But maybe a couple of months. Yeah. I'd say close to maybe a year. And then I think if anything, I'd just be like, okay, eat me now, kill me now. Or I don't know. I feel like I would survive, actually. I'm pretty resourceful. I think I would survive.

unknown 7:35

Yeah.

ANTHONY 7:36

I think I would survive too.

NALEE 7:37

Yeah.

ANTHONY 7:38

Yeah. 100%.

NALEE 7:40

Damn. I think we'd be really skinny though.

unknown 7:45

Okay.

ANTHONY 7:46

Is that a are we complaining about that fact?

NALEE 7:49

No, no, no. Trying to imagine that because I would love that for the both of us.

ANTHONY 7:54

I think we would getting skinny at the hands of a zombie apocalypse.

NALEE 7:58

Yeah, yeah.

ANTHONY 7:59

Okay.

NALEE 8:00

But yeah. I'd love that for us. What about you? Do you think you would survive?

ANTHONY 8:05

100%.

NALEE 8:07

Using long term?

ANTHONY 8:08

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

NALEE 8:09

Do you think Richard would survive?

ANTHONY 8:11

No.

NALEE 8:12

There's no golf, so I don't think he would either.

ANTHONY 8:14

No. No.

NALEE 8:16

Do you think Melissa would survive?

ANTHONY 8:18

No.

NALEE 8:19

You don't think so?

ANTHONY 8:21

No. I feel like Melissa would. One of two things are gonna happen here.

SPEAKER_06 8:26

Okay.

ANTHONY 8:27

She's either just gonna end it herself.

NALEE 8:30

Probably.

ANTHONY 8:31

Or she's gonna be like, hey, Mr. Zombie, you're attractive. And she's gonna twerk.

NALEE 8:38

Face down ass up, and then she's gonna get her ass actually eaten.

SPEAKER_00 8:41

Get eaten, yeah.

NALEE 8:42

Yeah, like legit.

SPEAKER_00 8:43

Yeah.

NALEE 8:44

I cannot. I cannot imagine that. That'd be a horrible porn.

ANTHONY 8:49

Well, just Oh my god. I wonder if there is a porn that's out there like that.

SPEAKER_04 8:54

Oh, oh, I'm sure that A Walking Dead themed probably is.

NALEE 9:00

You find out for us. You find out for us.

ANTHONY 9:03

Okay, that'll be the number one thing that I Google tonight.

NALEE 9:05

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

ANTHONY 9:07

Yeah, that's what I want to appear in my Google search history.

NALEE 9:10

Well, you have a lot of stuff already, so it's fine.

ANTHONY 9:13

That's true. No, honestly though, I don't think Melissa would survive just because.

NALEE 9:18

Yeah, I don't think she would either.

ANTHONY 9:20

Once we got to that point where it was like you can't just order in fucking Taco Bell or go and get food.

NALEE 9:31

You can't go to Red Lobster anymore. Yeah. She's gonna be like, I'm done. It's over.

ANTHONY 9:36

Lord take me now.

NALEE 9:38

Yeah, yeah.

ANTHONY 9:39

Yep. Yeah.

NALEE 9:42

Yeah. I could see that happening.

ANTHONY 9:44

Do you do you think Richard do you think I would survive?

NALEE 9:48

I think you would survive. I think we probably would be like what is it? I think we would survive. We'd be the add-on to the to the we'd be Negan and Maggie. Yeah, maybe not Maggie, but who would okay. I feel like we would survive. Who do you think you would be in the show? Like as the characters right now, like, or the characters from The Walking Dead. Who do you think you would be? I think I would be Carol. I think I'd be the I'd be like, Yeah, I love Carol. I'd be like the weakling, and then bam, she's a badass bitch. She's the last one to be.

ANTHONY 10:26

She was a boss ass bitch.

NALEE 10:27

Yeah, I think I'd be her for sure. Um You'd be Carol. I'll be like Carol. Carl? No, not Carl. Coral. Coral. Carl. Yeah, yeah. No, no, no.

ANTHONY 10:47

I feel like I would be Carl minus the the death. And like I'd keep both my eyes.

NALEE 10:53

Carl dies too? I can't.

ANTHONY 10:58

I can't with you. He even loses his eye. He got shot in the eye.

SPEAKER_04 11:02

You threw your arm. I can't.

ANTHONY 11:04

It's like, what are we even doing here?

Could We Really Survive

NALEE 11:06

Yeah, literally. Why are we even talking about this? Oh, okay. Well, I know he loses his eye, but does I don't think he actually dies, does he?

ANTHONY 11:14

Yeah.

unknown 11:15

He does.

ANTHONY 11:16

He comes a zombie.

NALEE 11:17

Oh no.

ANTHONY 11:19

Spoiler alert. Oh god, I was so happy. I hated that character.

NALEE 11:25

Oh, really?

ANTHONY 11:26

Oh my god. He was sad. I wish he would have died sooner.

NALEE 11:30

Damn.

ANTHONY 11:31

I was gonna say, I feel like I'm 12 and I have a gun. I'm gonna go into this big locked-in cage with these 1800 zombies. I can handle it. Good fucking riddles. Get eaten. I died.

SPEAKER_04 11:44

Good fucking riddles.

ANTHONY 11:45

Die, Carl. Die.

SPEAKER_04 11:47

Oh my god.

ANTHONY 11:49

It was like everything that you shouldn't do as a child in a zombie apocalypse. He was like, I can do it because my daddy has a gun and he taught me how to shoot.

SPEAKER_04 11:59

Pew pew.

ANTHONY 12:00

Pew pew. Yeah. Exactly.

NALEE 12:04

What was his wife's name? What was I can't ever remember her name.

ANTHONY 12:10

Sarah.

NALEE 12:11

No, not Sarah.

ANTHONY 12:12

Wasn't it?

NALEE 12:12

It's not Sarah.

ANTHONY 12:14

Oh, that was her character in Prison Break.

NALEE 12:17

I can't think of her name right now.

ANTHONY 12:19

Yeah, what was her name?

NALEE 12:21

That's who I would imagine Melissa as.

ANTHONY 12:23

Really?

NALEE 12:24

Pregnant. Yeah, get pregnant.

ANTHONY 12:26

But she was a badass. I was so sad and so mad that they killed her off and the way that they killed her off.

NALEE 12:33

Are you trying to say Melissa's not a badass? Excuse me?

ANTHONY 12:36

I don't think Melissa's a badass, like that character.

NALEE 12:39

If there was a zombie apocalypse. She'd be she'd be the sister. She'd be the you know the two sisters. Yeah, she'd be Lori. I feel like that'd be her.

ANTHONY 12:49

Lori Gri Lori Grimes. That was the mom's name.

NALEE 12:52

Lori, yes, Lori.

ANTHONY 12:55

You think Melissa would be the two sisters?

NALEE 12:57

Yeah, I think she'd be the one that ends up sleeping with what's his name? The governor.

ANTHONY 13:03

What?

NALEE 13:04

Yeah.

ANTHONY 13:05

What sisters are you talking about?

NALEE 13:07

Because you know how, like, in the beginning they were sisters, and then one of the sisters became a zombie, and then she's like the blonde.

ANTHONY 13:13

Are you talking about Maggie and her sister?

NALEE 13:17

Stop Maggie, no. Is her name Maggie? It's not Maggie.

ANTHONY 13:22

Maggie and the blonde girl were sisters.

NALEE 13:24

Neither one of them slept with the main with the No, in the very beginning, you remember the the old man with the RV, right? And then there were two sisters, and then she had to kill her sister who turned into a zombie.

ANTHONY 13:38

Yeah, that would not be Melissa.

NALEE 13:40

You don't think so?

ANTHONY 13:41

Hell no.

NALEE 13:43

Okay, never mind then. Well, I was giving her the benefit of the doubt. Clearly, you don't. You're not giving her the benefit of the doubt, but I don't know. I thought I feel like she survived for a little bit.

ANTHONY 13:53

Oh, she would survive for a little bit.

NALEE 13:55

Yeah.

ANTHONY 13:56

But then it would be like, I ain't about this life.

NALEE 13:59

Yeah, yeah.

ANTHONY 14:01

Not bashing you, Melissa.

NALEE 14:03

We love you.

ANTHONY 14:04

Just stating facts.

NALEE 14:06

We love you and we don't judge.

ANTHONY 14:08

We listen and we don't judge. We love you and we don't judge. I love that.

NALEE 14:11

Yeah, I meant to say that on purpose. All right. What was your topic? What was one of your topics?

ANTHONY 14:17

Well, I was just gonna call myself out here. I would probably be the one who says that like I'm not built for it, which I truly am not built for it, but I would not accept my fate.

NALEE 14:30

Okay, I could see that. Yeah, I could see that.

ANTHONY 14:33

Like, death is my number one fear.

NALEE 14:36

Is it?

ANTHONY 14:37

And like, yeah. Oh my gosh. If I sit here and I think about it too long, I will have a panic attack and I will start hyperventilating. So death is not an option for me. I will survive. I will persevere and I will survive that for as long as I can. I will fucking I will make a shiv out of a bed frame. I will I can be resourceful as far as like fighting back.

NALEE 15:05

What would be the first thing that you collect?

ANTHONY 15:08

The first thing that I would collect?

Roles We’d Play In The Apocalypse

NALEE 15:11

Yeah. Like if you found out that I don't know, the cities has like the twin cities, like Minnesota, has erupted like a zombie, whatever, and it hasn't reached Eau Claire yet. What would be the first thing you collect?

ANTHONY 15:26

My family, probably.

NALEE 15:28

Okay. I meant like material-wise, like guns, food, shelter, cars.

ANTHONY 15:36

Okay. So this is actually something that I have You've thought about? Yeah. So I I was actually gonna discuss this in a later in one of our later segments, but I'll just do it now. So I already have a plan in place that in the event of a zombie apocalypse, and I'm just gonna tell everybody my plan right now.

NALEE 15:55

So it's all because you want us all to survive, right? Not just hell. Hell no!

ANTHONY 16:00

Hell no. We just got done talking about how fucking shitty society is. I'm ready for the world to implode and us to start.

SPEAKER_04 16:09

You ready for the population control?

ANTHONY 16:11

Hell yes. Hell yes. But no, I already haven't planned. So divide and conquer, right? So I'll let you in on this plan. You you I would bring with me because I know that you would persevere like me.

SPEAKER_06 16:27

Yes.

ANTHONY 16:27

So here's what we do: Menards, Target, Walmart, and Sam's Club.

NALEE 16:33

What about Shields? Okay. They have guns.

ANTHONY 16:36

Shields has guns. So does Walmart and Sam's Club.

NALEE 16:40

Oh, yeah, Walmart does have guns. Okay, fuck Shields. Never mind.

ANTHONY 16:42

That's just No, I mean we could okay. Here's the thing. We could even do that if we get one more person in on it. So we have the Mall, Walmart, and Sam's Club, Target, and Menards.

NALEE 16:53

Surprised you didn't say Costco. Costco's closer to us or to me.

ANTHONY 16:57

Yeah, but it's all the way out there. See, these are close proximity to each other. And so what we have to do is we have to.

NALEE 17:02

Oh, yeah, they're all in they're all in one area. You're right.

ANTHONY 17:05

Barricade the doors, get on the inside, barricade the doors so nobody can get in. Start drilling and digging so we have tunnels connecting the mall, Target, Menards, Walmart. Boom. I've thought about this.

SPEAKER_06 17:20

Okay, goodbye.

ANTHONY 17:22

The only problem is I don't know which one has the jackhammer, which is where we're really gonna need to start to start going.

NALEE 17:27

Menards. Menards.

ANTHONY 17:29

Menards. There we go. And they have forklifts. We could make our own makeshift like tractor to like put the dirt in, move the piles of dirt.

NALEE 17:38

They got gates there too.

ANTHONY 17:40

Yep. See?

NALEE 17:41

So okay.

ANTHONY 17:42

And all the everything that we need to make weapons. So that would be the place to start. So we divide and conquer. We each barricade our own little The Mall is gonna be the hard part.

NALEE 17:52

I see you.

ANTHONY 17:52

The mall is gonna be the hard part. So I think what we would have to do is we'd have to start in Shields, close the gate, and then over time we'll be able to start venturing out. But then we have Walmart, we got the food. We got Target, we got food.

NALEE 18:07

Well, at the mall there's food too.

ANTHONY 18:09

Exactly. And at the mall there's food too. So that'll buy us a little bit before we have to like actually like go out there and start.

NALEE 18:18

Yeah.

ANTHONY 18:18

Yeah. Yeah.

unknown 18:20

Okay.

ANTHONY 18:20

What would what what would you do?

NALEE 18:23

Well, for me, I would try to find wherever is like the highest ground, and then kind of see what different stores, like you said, is around. And then from there start to collect stuff. Like obviously Walmart, Sam's Club, Shields, like I offered to you, and kind of go from there, like collect anything and everything that I can.

ANTHONY 18:51

See, but the only problem with that is that's gonna be everybody's instinct is to go to start like hoarding stuff.

SPEAKER_06 18:59

Yeah, that's true.

ANTHONY 18:59

So nobody's gonna think about like hunkering down and locking down in place. So that's my only argument.

NALEE 19:07

But that's what I'm saying. I would go and find a place that's high ground. Because you know, like if you have if you are on high ground, you could kind of see everything. And then from there, I would plot out how I'm gonna get there, where I could go. Like I could see blind spots of like, oh, okay, there's a lot, there could be a lot of traffic here. I could take this route, or kind of map out like trails that I could take, or you know, plan out places that, okay, well, you know, this is where a lot of people are gonna be. Let's avoid that and stuff like that. Because I feel like mapping out is probably the best thing to do first, so that you know exactly where everything is at, and then you come up with a plan of like, okay, if this is blocked, we have this route. If this is blocked, we have this other route. And this is how I'm gonna get here, even if it's not underground tunnels. You know what I mean?

ANTHONY 20:03

But we already live in Eau Claire, so we sure we already know the area.

NALEE 20:06

Yeah, but there's for me, there's areas that I haven't gone to where I don't know certain places. Yeah. I literally only know how to go to the stores and come back. That's why I have no money.

ANTHONY 20:18

Baby girl. What do we say? What do we say? Failing to prepare is preparing to fail. I am waiting to the apocalypse. I got this shit on block.

SPEAKER_06 20:27

Yeah.

ANTHONY 20:27

It's all up here. Soon as I get wind that it's in the cities, I'm over at Menard's. I'm over at Menard's. Okay.

NALEE 20:38

All right, okay. I see you. I got you.

The Eau Claire Survival Plan

ANTHONY 20:41

I ain't gonna go to the store and be like, oh, I'm gonna get myself some chips and some crackers and some popcorn. I'm gonna buy all the food and the water, and then I'm gonna go home. Bitch, what the hell is my home gonna do? I don't wanna be in this little house for the apocalypse. I'd be that person buying chips and shit. And then I'll be in like, I'll be in Walmart and be like, now I got a big screen TV.

unknown 21:02

Ping.

ANTHONY 21:02

I got a nice I got all these TVs. I can watch TV. I got myself a nice little sectional over here.

NALEE 21:07

Okay, next question. What, okay, let's say if you could only stay in one store, what store would that be? Like any store, but if the apocalypse happened and they say, okay, you could bunker up in one store only, and that's it. You can't travel anywhere. You could only stay in that one store for the next year. Where would you stay?

ANTHONY 21:29

Costco. Then I would choose Costco. Costco doesn't sell guns, though. I don't think.

NALEE 21:35

Yeah, they don't. I don't think they do.

ANTHONY 21:37

They don't sell guns, but they have those big ass freezers. Think like all the eggs that they have. They have ovens because they make their own pastries and meals there. They got We're talking about getting skinny during the apocalypse, but I think we're gonna get even- Well, I'm just say- No, I'm just saying as far as like living for a year, it's gonna have everything that I'm gonna need to sustain a life there.

NALEE 22:00

And they're probably gonna have does Sam's Club have guns?

ANTHONY 22:05

Yes.

NALEE 22:06

Do they? I don't think I've ever seen guns at Sam's Club. Like back then, I know that like maybe 10 years ago, they probably did, but not right now.

ANTHONY 22:14

You would think Walmart sells guns.

NALEE 22:17

Yeah. But yeah, I don't know. Yeah, I'd say either Sam's or Costco is where I'd I'd hold up.

ANTHONY 22:25

Yeah.

NALEE 22:26

Yeah.

ANTHONY 22:27

A hundred percent. Yeah. What else do you mean?

NALEE 22:29

I kinda like where this conversation. Going. Okay.

ANTHONY 22:32

I'm telling you, if it ever happens, I'm gonna survive.

NALEE 22:36

How will you a that's pretty much it? I think like yeah. I think that's it.

ANTHONY 22:50

Divide and conquer and Divide and Conquer, have a team.

NALEE 22:54

Yeah.

ANTHONY 22:55

That's the biggest thing is have.

NALEE 22:57

I don't think I would I don't think like I think if it was with my mom and my dad, I don't think I'd die. Because my mom, she has a green thumb and she can plan anything anywhere. And my dad, he has like very good aim.

SPEAKER_00 23:10

Does he?

NALEE 23:11

So yeah, he has really good aim.

ANTHONY 23:13

Like with guns?

NALEE 23:15

Yeah.

ANTHONY 23:16

Oh.

NALEE 23:17

So yeah, he could teach me how to like pew pew, you know?

ANTHONY 23:23

Yeah. I feel like I feel like I would love to learn to shoot a gun. It's on my bucket list. Like I really want to go to the shooting range and like I believe that it's fun.

NALEE 23:37

Yeah, it's fun.

ANTHONY 23:38

I'm not a I'm not one for guns, but like obviously in the apocalypse, you don't really have a choice.

SPEAKER_00 23:44

Yeah.

ANTHONY 23:45

But I think that I also think that it would be fun, like, to go up on the roof of like Walmart or Menards and like shooting people?

SPEAKER_04 23:55

Yeah.

ANTHONY 23:56

Not shooting people. Shooting zombies. Zombies.

NALEE 24:02

They were once people, Anthony.

ANTHONY 24:04

Once people? Do you think what's that have to do with price for ice in China?

NALEE 24:08

Do you do you think you'll have that like moral like thing where you're like, oh, you used to be a human, I can't even. Hell no. Stab stab stab. Hell no. Okay.

ANTHONY 24:19

Pew, pew, motherfucker.

NALEE 24:21

Period. Good. I needed to make sure so that I could rely on you. Because I think there may be times that I'd feel that way. Like if it's a little kid, I feel like I'd be like, I'm sorry. But then I'd stab them in the head or something. You would kick them. I know that for a fact.

ANTHONY 24:39

That's what I was thinking. I was like, this is if it's a kid, it's gonna be more like soccer practice.

SPEAKER_04 24:46

Score. Yep. That'd be you. School. Period.

ANTHONY 24:50

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 24:51

Okay. What's this?

ANTHONY 24:53

Um well wait, I ha okay. So now I have a question.

NALEE 24:56

Okay.

ANTHONY 24:57

Um also I just wanna, I'm gonna name myself. I would probably be in the event of a an apocalypse, I would be that calm friend that has like a go bag.

NALEE 25:08

I think I would too. I feel like in the back of my closet, my go bag would be fucking huge.

ANTHONY 25:15

Makeup?

NALEE 25:17

No, it'd be big. It's big, huh? It big now turn around and twerk.

ANTHONY 25:24

Face down ass up.

NALEE 25:26

I feel like I would. I think if the po apocalypse comes, I'm not gonna care about fucking makeup. I probably won't care about clothes. I think if anything, I'd pack more undergarment than like regular clothes.

ANTHONY 25:39

What do you mean? Like underwear?

NALEE 25:41

Yeah.

ANTHONY 25:42

Why?

NALEE 25:43

Because I can't stand wearing like the same thing like for consecutive days. Like I have to change it like every so often.

ANTHONY 25:51

Okay. I feel like that's fair.

NALEE 25:53

Yeah.

ANTHONY 25:54

Like that was the one thing that I thought was so gross when I was watching The Walking Dead. I'm like, bitch, you've been wearing the same fucking shirt for the last two seasons. How y'all ain't janky nasty. Yes.

NALEE 26:06

Yeah. How you surviving. But yeah, I'd probably have like maybe two pairs of clothes, like, I don't know, 20 days worth of underwear, bras, I probably wouldn't really care. And then I would have like a thousand bags of like beef jerky if possible.

ANTHONY 26:21

And then That I couldn't do. That part I would if there was no food and I had to solely rely on like capturing my own food. Animals, I wouldn't be able to do it.

NALEE 26:34

So then you wouldn't survive.

ANTHONY 26:37

I would find alternatives.

NALEE 26:39

What if they're like, oh, what if everything's been eaten and you have to now kill a rat to eat it? Or you have to kill a squirrel or a pig.

ANTHONY 26:49

Well, that's where that's where my my group would come in. I won't kill it.

NALEE 26:57

You're like, step in, y'all. It's your turn. Step in.

ANTHONY 27:00

And if if I'm on my own, I guess I'm a vegetarian, then I'm gonna start eating grass. Acorns. Like corn's good.

NALEE 27:12

Corn's good.

ANTHONY 27:13

No, he said acorns. Oh like squirrel acorns. Like.

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NALEE 28:11

Oh. What do you eat? What do you mean? If it's an acorn. Like what part of it do you eat? Like the whole seed?

ANTHONY 28:17

I guess I'll find out. Isn't it just like nuts?

NALEE 28:21

I don't know. I'm not a squirrel.

ANTHONY 28:23

I'm not a squirrel either. I don't fucking know.

NALEE 28:25

I don't know.

ANTHONY 28:26

I'm just saying, I'm not gonna be able to kill something and eat it.

NALEE 28:29

Would you be able to eat worms? Does that do anything? Worms.

ANTHONY 28:32

It's sustenance. I I mean, I don't think that I could eat so ghost. No, because I can never eat something like moving in my mouth.

NALEE 28:41

Ugh. I almost just made myself puke. You know, worm is just like dirt. Like they just eat dirt.

ANTHONY 28:48

I remember when I was in elementary school, I remember we were on the playground, and this kid that was in my class, his name was Steven. I remember us being out there and he was like digging and pulling out worms and he was like eating them, and I think he got up to like eight or seven worms that he ate at recess after lunch, mind you.

NALEE 29:07

Oh, he must have been hungry. Don't judge him.

ANTHONY 29:10

Bish, I ain't gonna eat no worms. Okay, so I have a question for you with regards to this. So, Apocalypse, you can have five people in your life with you. You could or let me rephrase it, you can warn five people, like, hey, here's my plan. I'm going to Menards, I'm gonna hunker down, I'm gonna get everybody fucking out of there, and I'm making that my new like sanctuary. Five people who you taking.

NALEE 29:37

Oh, five is really tight. Okay, well, you obviously. Oh, thank you. One of my sister, because I know once one of my sisters knows, all of them are gonna know. And if all of them are gonna know, let's see. Probably probably my law, because that bitch tells everybody everything. So probably her.

ANTHONY 29:59

So wait, you would take her?

NALEE 30:02

No, you said to tell and warn, didn't you?

ANTHONY 30:05

Yeah, like oh no, I meant like, okay, you can tell five people, hey, the apocalypse is coming. There's a zombie apocalypse. I'm meeting at Menard's, and we're gonna barricade the place and we're gonna make that our sanctuary.

NALEE 30:17

That's a hard decision.

ANTHONY 30:19

I know, that's why I asked you because I know that you have all the siblings.

NALEE 30:23

Yeah. Okay, you know what, y'all, don't hate me.

ANTHONY 30:26

I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna This is like when they ask Chris Jenner who her favorite child was.

NALEE 30:33

Or to or when they ask him to like put her sisters in order from Oh, I feel like I'm gonna be a lot of backlash for this from my siblings.

ANTHONY 30:40

Yeah.

NALEE 30:43

Okay, well, first of all, one would be Linda, because Linda's very resourceful. She's like our big mama bear. She knows how to butcher stuff, so she will take care of that for me. She knows how to like cut stuff and stuff. Maybe my brother. Because we're we're thinking realistically about how to survive, and we want to. Hell yeah. So one would probably Linda. The other one would be my my one of my older brothers. His name is I call him VL, but is that the one that has the pharmacy? No, that's Lawrence. Probably not Lawrence, because I feel like I mean, he has the supply, but like my he has the supply, but my other brother, he also has supplies too, and he actually hunts. Like he's a he'll be Daryl. He'll be the Daryl of the group. I'm not saying that my brother Lawrence doesn't know how to do that, but I think my other brother, he is a little bit more like talented in that part. And again, we're talking about five people, so don't hate on me. So I'm trying to think realistically and logically.

ANTHONY 31:50

So we have you, Linda, and then my brother.

NALEE 31:54

His name is Valing, but I call him VL.

ANTHONY 31:56

VL. Okay. And then Which, by the way, is a little close to Vishall, so a little judgment there.

NALEE 32:02

Vashal. That's not his original name. His original name is Zhang, but they changed it. Or whatever. Anyways, I know Pali will probably die real quick because she can't survive. She's like Melissa. She's a Melissa 2.0, so she ain't gonna survive. I know that.

ANTHONY 32:17

I love you, Polly, but I don't see a future for you.

NALEE 32:20

I don't see a future with you. So we got three. And then maybe you, because you cook American food and there's a lot of like white people food in the area. If we can't rely on Asian food, we'll rely on white people food. So we're gonna need that.

ANTHONY 32:38

And I'm gonna say, as far as that white people food goes, I can easily like stretch it out and make like a bomb ass meal out of like fucking instant potatoes.

NALEE 32:49

Like, exactly. Yes.

ANTHONY 32:51

Yeah.

NALEE 32:51

And then my last spot, let's see. Hmm. Wait, am I included within the five? Or do I have five with me?

ANTHONY 33:02

Five and then you.

NALEE 33:03

Oh, okay, okay, okay. So I have two more spots. Because I have Linda, I have Linda, I have you, and then I have Valing, which is VL. So I have two more spots. Because I'm not included in this, right?

ANTHONY 33:15

Oh, that's right. Yeah, yeah. Okay, so you got two spots.

NALEE 33:18

Let's see. Right?

ANTHONY 33:19

Yeah.

NALEE 33:20

Yes, two spots. Okay, now that I'm thinking realistically, I don't have enough people to fill the five spots.

ANTHONY 33:31

Really?

NALEE 33:32

Let's see.

ANTHONY 33:33

Okay, I'm just gonna ask.

NALEE 33:36

Maybe my boo. Because I'm gonna need a I'ma need to repopulate the earth somehow.

ANTHONY 33:43

Can't fuck a zombie.

NALEE 33:44

Yes, and then we can't be Melissa out here. Um and then have one more spot. Let's see. Trying to think of my friends who's resourceful, but I feel like I feel like they'd I don't know. Who's a fast runner? I need a fast runner. Okay, Linda, Valing, you.

ANTHONY 34:05

What do you need a fast runner for?

NALEE 34:07

So, like, if we're like, hey, I need you to go they could be the Glen of the group. Like, I need you to go out. Okay. Yeah, and come come back. Again, I'm gonna get a la hey for this, but I feel like Anzie could run pretty fast. So probably Anzie.

ANTHONY 34:20

You feel it? Like, have you seen Anzie run?

NALEE 34:22

I have not seen her run, but I feel like she could run fast. Because I've seen her when she's drunk. So yeah.

ANTHONY 34:32

Okay, so I'm gonna address the elephant in the room here. I'm really surprised that you first of all, I'm very honored that you said me. I did not expect you to.

NALEE 34:41

I would switch you out with Kiki, though. Too. Like, let's say if you had your own group. Let's just say if you had your own group and you're like, yeah, bye, girl. I would switch you out with Kiki because she's the same where she could like whip up something, like, even if it's really simple.

ANTHONY 34:59

Okay, so two things.

NALEE 35:00

And I feel like all of us could do that in my group. All of us could probably do that.

ANTHONY 35:04

Yes. So two things with that. So, first off, the elephant in the room that I was addressing was I'm really truly surprised that you didn't say your mom and dad. You know, they brought you into this world, but apparently you're gonna take them out.

NALEE 35:18

I would I would bring my mom and my dad. Of course, I would bring my mom and my dad.

ANTHONY 35:23

But you just hit five people. They're it you didn't mention them.

NALEE 35:26

I know. But I'm trying to think realistically. Like, obviously, I feel like my mom and my dad would be like, don't worry about us. You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_00 35:36

Yeah.

Go-Bags, Food, And Morals

NALEE 35:37

So I have to be like, okay, if I'm thinking about survivor mode, yeah, of course. I would be, I'd probably go crazy and be like, damn, I can't believe I left them because they wanted me to leave them or whatever. I think I would probably go crazy. If I had a bigger list of survival stuff, then yes, I would bring my mom and my dad, obviously. But if we're thinking about, okay, if tomorrow was a was the I was gonna say the Holocaust. If tomorrow was apocalypse. Well, well, yeah, you know, but if tomorrow was the apocalypse and I needed to survive, I'm not saying that my mom and my dad wouldn't survive. I feel like they would, but I'm just saying if we have five people and they were like, hey, who are the five people you're gonna call and these are like the people that you're gonna survive with? Yes, those are the people that I'm gonna pick.

ANTHONY 37:24

Okay.

NALEE 37:25

Yeah.

ANTHONY 37:25

So I would actually encourage you, and I would not be mad if you replaced me with Kiki. And here is why.

unknown 37:34

Okay.

ANTHONY 37:35

I feel like with us, if we each had our own groups, we could become a big group. Or just allies, right? Because I'm not gonna stab you in the back. I would like to think that you're not gonna stab me in the back. So it would be a good source to like again divide and conquer.

NALEE 37:56

Networking. Yeah.

ANTHONY 37:57

We'd have to create our own network.

unknown 37:59

Yeah.

ANTHONY 37:59

Because otherwise we're gonna run into a group like Negan.

NALEE 38:02

And we get our ass cooked.

ANTHONY 38:04

I get cooked.

NALEE 38:06

I don't think I would get cooked either. I don't think my group would. Alright, what about you? What are your five?

ANTHONY 38:12

I haven't thought this through.

NALEE 38:14

Well, gun pointed to your head. You have five people right now. Who are you gonna pick?

ANTHONY 38:20

Okay, so I'm not gonna pick you because I'm gonna trust that you're gonna have your own group.

NALEE 38:31

Oh god, gun pointed at my head.

ANTHONY 38:33

I'm like, yeah, I'm screwed. I don't have. I feel like part of me would pick my uncle.

SPEAKER_04 38:40

Okay. So he wouldn't have to call you on your cell phone, he could just tell you live.

ANTHONY 38:45

Yeah. No, because he was in the military, so I feel like he he would be able he he would be an asshole. Like, yeah, I feel like he would stand a decent chance surviving.

NALEE 38:59

Nice. Okay.

ANTHONY 39:00

I have no idea. And I'm trying to think logistically here. I think you were you hit it right on the head, whereas like who can run fast? I don't think that I have any friends that can actually like run fast.

NALEE 39:11

Rude. But then again, I'm in my own group, so I guess you Yeah.

ANTHONY 39:15

I was like, do you think you can run fast?

NALEE 39:17

I feel like I could run fast, yeah.

ANTHONY 39:20

I can't.

NALEE 39:20

Not for a long, not for a long time, but I could run fast.

ANTHONY 39:24

Girl, you gotta last more than a fucking block.

NALEE 39:26

I feel like I'd last for more than a block.

ANTHONY 39:28

Good for you.

NALEE 39:29

If I get back into running.

SPEAKER_04 39:31

If I get back into running, there's a magic grade.

ANTHONY 39:36

My uncle for his military background, my friend Carol, because she can do like woodworking.

SPEAKER_06 39:44

Yeah.

ANTHONY 39:44

She can build stuff. She can like sew. Sew clothing.

unknown 39:50

Okay.

ANTHONY 39:51

Um wounds. I'm trying to think.

NALEE 39:53

Oh, I forget about that.

ANTHONY 39:54

That's why I was a little surprised that you wouldn't bring your brother because I mean, he he's a pharmacist, right?

NALEE 40:00

It's not, it's he's not a pharmacist. It's my sister-in-law that's a pharmacist.

ANTHONY 40:04

Okay, well that changes things.

NALEE 40:06

But I could be the I could be the wound repair, because I was an EMT. So I got that.

ANTHONY 40:10

But we need we would need somebody with like medical background for like Bitch, me, I got medical background. Really? You're gonna know what to do with my appendix bursts.

NALEE 40:18

Yeah. Call 911.

ANTHONY 40:23

Done. This podcast is over. Thank you for tuning in. Yeah.

NALEE 40:27

If you're if your appendix burst, I would first try to find like something for you to bite on so that I could open it up and I could try to cut it out. And then I would move back.

Building The Five-Person Squad

ANTHONY 40:41

I already see red flags. You're saying, so I could try to open you up. I can try to take it out. Next thing I know, she's gonna have my heart in one hand. She's like, I don't know. Is this the appendix?

NALEE 40:54

It's really beating. No, I know where stuff is. I know where stuff is.

ANTHONY 41:00

Where's the appendix?

NALEE 41:01

I'm gonna look stupid. I may look stupid.

ANTHONY 41:04

What side of your body is your appendix on?

NALEE 41:06

It's on your left side.

ANTHONY 41:08

Is it?

NALEE 41:09

Yeah.

ANTHONY 41:10

Are you sure about that?

NALEE 41:11

I'm positive it's on your left side.

ANTHONY 41:13

The front or the back?

NALEE 41:14

It's in the back. What is it on then?

ANTHONY 41:17

I think it's on your left side, but I think it's in the front.

NALEE 41:19

I don't know.

ANTHONY 41:20

Because normally don't they go in through your abdomen?

NALEE 41:23

Yeah, but it's like it's not really in the front or the back. It's like uh it's like behind your gut. So technically, it's not really in the back or the front, it's like in the middle.

SPEAKER_04 41:34

Okay.

NALEE 41:35

But we will find our way. Anyways, and then to cauterize it, I will burn your skin.

ANTHONY 41:44

So you're gonna cauterize it instead of just like sewing me back like a normal surgeon would.

SPEAKER_04 41:49

It's better to uh cauterize it and like heal the wound than to do it.

SPEAKER_00 41:56

I don't think that's true.

SPEAKER_04 41:57

I don't think that's accurate. I feel like we will always have alcohol so I could like sterilize your wound.

ANTHONY 42:04

The best part of Costco. Oh, yeah.

NALEE 42:13

You gotta do what you gotta do.

ANTHONY 42:15

That would be in my go bag, a sewing kit.

NALEE 42:18

Oh, okay. Well, anyways, if I wasn't buyer your to go bag, I feel like I would most I feel like it's more likely that you would have a lighter than a pack of sewing kit. So I would probably, you know, cauterize that and be like, you do you boo, rest here for three days, and I would check on you.

ANTHONY 42:41

Hopefully I don't bleed out.

NALEE 42:43

Yeah.

ANTHONY 42:44

Get an infection and epiceps.

NALEE 42:46

I would periodically come and check on you, but I'd give you aspirin and then I'd say rest. Close your eyes, boo, you'll be fine. And then I'd obviously come back and check your temperature.

ANTHONY 42:56

Like I would hope so. Where are you planning on leaving me? Are you leaving me like outside just in case I turn?

NALEE 43:01

No, in your bed.

ANTHONY 43:03

Okay.

NALEE 43:04

Oh, I would leave you in the porch just in case you do turn and I can close the door. Yeah, your your porch area. Like your background door, your background door.

SPEAKER_01 43:14

We were at Menard's. Are you drunk?

unknown 43:18

No, I'm not.

NALEE 43:19

I would leave you where the gates are at, where there's those gates, like in the garden area. I'd leave you there. So outside. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 43:28

Okay.

NALEE 43:28

Well, not outside, but where outside, but where there's like something above you.

SPEAKER_00 43:33

Yeah.

NALEE 43:34

Not just in the outside. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 43:37

Okay.

NALEE 43:37

And then I'd cover you with some blankets. Maybe I'd put you, I'd try to lift you up to one of the shelves just so that if there are walkers, they can reach you. So you can lay up there. Yeah.

ANTHONY 43:48

Thank you for that. I would hope there's no walkers if we're stealing menards.

NALEE 43:53

They could slip through. They could slip through. You never know. But yeah, that's what I would do.

ANTHONY 43:56

Oh God.

NALEE 43:58

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 43:58

Okay.

NALEE 43:59

You know what? Another really good skill is just basic, like basic, like wound care.

SPEAKER_00 44:09

Yeah.

NALEE 44:09

You guys for the apocalypse.

ANTHONY 44:11

So 100%.

NALEE 44:13

Damn, we're getting real serious. I just did this topic as a joke, but we're getting really serious here.

ANTHONY 44:21

Oh. I thought you that's what you wanted.

NALEE 44:23

No, I did. I did. But I didn't think that we would be this in debt. I thought we would be in depth. I thought we would just be like, oh, you know. But it's 46 minutes in and we're still on segment one. So it's real intense.

ANTHONY 44:36

Okay. Well, I'll answer this question and then we can move on.

NALEE 44:39

Okay.

ANTHONY 44:40

So, okay, so Richard for a green thumb.

SPEAKER_04 44:43

Okay.

ANTHONY 44:44

Plants. Perfect. Carol for sewing and woodbuilding.

SPEAKER_06 44:50

Okay.

ANTHONY 44:51

Good. My uncle for his military background. And I have two more. Okay. I would probably try and find like a doctor. I would probably I would get a doctor on board for the medical aspect.

NALEE 45:08

Okay. Do you know a doctor?

ANTHONY 45:10

I do. I know five that I ha I like have in my cell phone that I could call from.

NALEE 45:18

Interesting. Actually, six. Would you call a doctor?

ANTHONY 45:23

No.

NALEE 45:24

Okay.

ANTHONY 45:26

No, because I feel like she would like want to be with her own family. I'm like, I random. So I'd have to find somebody who's single or somebody who like would be like, peace out, family.

NALEE 45:38

Okay.

ANTHONY 45:39

I don't I don't think she would do that. I know who I'd pick. I'm not gonna say his name.

NALEE 45:46

Okay.

ANTHONY 45:46

But I know who I would pick.

NALEE 45:48

Okay, so you'll have a doctor.

ANTHONY 45:49

I'll have a doctor, so now I have one more. I need somebody who would be good at like creating and like planning and strategizing.

NALEE 46:01

You I feel like you're pretty much.

ANTHONY 46:03

But I'm already there.

Skills, Doctors, And A Runner

NALEE 46:04

Yeah, so you need somebody else. You gotta expand your resources.

ANTHONY 46:08

What else do I need? So then the only thing left that I can think of would be a runner, a glen of my group.

NALEE 46:16

You need a hunter. Because none of you guys seem to be able to hunt.

ANTHONY 46:21

I feel like my uncle could hunt, or my uncle would at the very least be able to kill a rabbit for you guys? Yes.

NALEE 46:28

Okay, okay.

ANTHONY 46:29

Yeah. My uncle used to kill fucking rattlesnakes when we lived out in New Mexico.

NALEE 46:34

Like That's cool.

ANTHONY 46:35

Yeah, so I'm not worried about that.

NALEE 46:38

Okay, a runner.

ANTHONY 46:40

Ooh. No, a mechanic. A mechanic runner.

NALEE 46:46

Okay. Mechanic runner.

ANTHONY 46:48

I don't know anybody, but I could probably find someone. I could Okay.

NALEE 46:54

Okay.

ANTHONY 46:55

Yeah.

NALEE 46:56

Yeah. I feel like because my brother, he is an HVAC and he's very like, he knows how to fix cars. He knows how to like he's a mechanic pretty much. So I think we'd be good in that aspect, in that area.

ANTHONY 47:10

See, and that would be we could cross.

NALEE 47:13

Yeah, we can network.

ANTHONY 47:14

Yeah, and keep resources.

NALEE 47:16

Yeah. And instead of me being the doctor, we could actually use your doctor to affair.

ANTHONY 47:24

I like that idea better.

SPEAKER_04 47:25

Yeah.

ANTHONY 47:26

No offense to you, but No, it's okay. When you said the appendix was in the back, I was a little I don't even know where it is, to be honest, but I don't think it's in the back.

NALEE 47:38

I think it's in the back. But yeah, you do you boo. Find out. Find out.

ANTHONY 47:44

It's in the lower right quadrant of the country. So we were both wrong because I think I said left.

NALEE 47:52

You were like, you were like so confident. I was so confident. Yeah, you guys. No. Well, I don't come to me. If you want to be my Frankenstein, if you want to be a puppet for me, yeah, you do you boo. But if you want to survive, do not come to me. Man, I was so confident. I literally thought it was on the left side.

ANTHONY 48:14

I was literally thinking one of my friends was a swimmer, and I remember a picture of him, and he had the scar where his appendix was removed. And I swore it was on the right side of his body, but like if he was facing me, it was the right side, which means that it would have been flipped. His left. Yeah. Yeah. So maybe the the picture was reversed, but regardless, anyway, it's in your abdomen. So now we know.

NALEE 48:41

Yeah. Now we know not to rely on me to butcher you unless you want to die.

ANTHONY 48:47

Yeah, we're not going to do that.

NALEE 48:50

All right. Do you have anything else to add to this segment?

ANTHONY 48:55

No. I think now that the world knows my planned and the Eau Claire area knows that in the event of an apocalypse, you can find me either at Menard's, Sam's Club, Walmart, or Target.

NALEE 49:08

Aaron Powell I feel like that's where they'd find you regardless of an apocalypse. Or that's where they'd find me regardless of an apocalypse.

ANTHONY 49:15

You think so?

NALEE 49:16

Yeah. I go to Walmart. I go to Target. The only one I don't really go to his Menards, but yeah. I go to the other ones pretty frequently.

ANTHONY 49:25

So I think Minards just has so much to offer except for weapons. Except there would be weapons there because you could use like a nail gun.

NALEE 49:34

You have like a shovel, like those sharp shovels. You could just shovel? Yeah. They got like those picks.

SPEAKER_00 49:42

Yeah.

NALEE 49:43

So you you could make weapons out of whatever they have there. The only thing is they do have food, but not food that you could survive on for long.

ANTHONY 49:53

You don't think so?

NALEE 49:54

Well, I've seen their food selection. It's not that like great.

ANTHONY 50:00

It's not that great, but the majority of the food stuff that they have there is like stuff that's not gonna expire. It's filled with so many preservatives that it like five months from now, you're still gonna, you know, have something.

NALEE 50:11

Okay, yeah, you're right. You're right. Actually, I lied. Yeah.

Who Becomes The Villain

ANTHONY 50:14

But yeah. It wouldn't be my ideal place, but well, it wouldn't be my ideal place either. My ideal place would be a fucking private island in the middle of the Caribbean with no worries.

NALEE 50:24

Do you think people would survive if they lived on a private island?

ANTHONY 50:28

Depending on the climate and the type of island. Like obviously, if it's like an island where you can't grow things, no, I don't think that they could survive. Okay. Oh, maybe, because you could eat fish.

NALEE 50:41

And there's fruits and stuff like that.

ANTHONY 50:43

Yeah, but if you can't grow things, there wouldn't be fruits. Like if you can't keep that type of vegetation.

NALEE 50:50

Aren't islands usually pretty tropical, excluding like the ones in like Antarctica or whatever?

ANTHONY 50:56

I think so, but it I don't know. Most of them, I probably, yeah.

NALEE 51:02

Okay.

ANTHONY 51:03

But Okay. Okay.

NALEE 51:05

Well, let's say let's say that we survive day one.

ANTHONY 51:09

Which honestly is a little generous for some of us.

NALEE 51:14

But I mean, technically we we we would have a bunker then, right? For day one.

ANTHONY 51:20

With our friends, yes.

NALEE 51:22

And then you know, that's when the real horror begins. Like we've already talked about this, but the friend group that would implode in 48 hours.

unknown 51:32

Yeah.

NALEE 51:33

Who do you who do you think would become the villain? Like let's say, let's say, okay, let's come up with our friend group here. So let's just say strictly friends, right?

ANTHONY 51:41

Okay. Are we combining us or are we each having our own friend groups? I'm now realizing that I don't have a lot of friends.

NALEE 51:51

Well, I feel like you would be included included in my friend group.

ANTHONY 51:55

Okay, so we're just gonna combine it. Let's just combine it.

NALEE 51:58

Yeah, so obviously for my for my end that I would bring in would obviously be including you, would probably be Melissa.

SPEAKER_00 52:09

Okay.

NALEE 52:10

Kiki.

SPEAKER_00 52:11

Okay.

NALEE 52:12

Anzie, Stephanie, Kalia, Bohr, Chili, who else? Maybe Richard, because Richard's my friend.

ANTHONY 52:23

I love how you're like, maybe Richard. Maybe.

NALEE 52:26

So that's eight of us. I would bring And who who's on your end? So I have seven, including you.

ANTHONY 52:34

Again, I'm realizing that I don't have a lot of friends that I would bring. I I mean she doesn't live here. I would probably bring Deja because I feel like she would like.

NALEE 52:45

Oh yeah.

ANTHONY 52:46

She is a friend.

NALEE 52:48

Would she travel here though? That's the thing. Because if we're talking about people who would travel here, I would definitely include Cindy.

ANTHONY 52:54

Oh yeah. Well, yeah, let's just say anybody that Okay.

NALEE 52:57

Yeah, well, I will include Cindy then, because she's really resourceful too. So she'd be really good, I feel like, with negotiating or maybe like, yeah, getting on a trade or something. I don't know.

ANTHONY 53:08

Light bulb just went off in my head. I realized Cindy. Okay. Yeah. So for me, I would Deja. If you're on the fence about Richard, I'll bring Richard.

SPEAKER_06 53:20

Okay.

ANTHONY 53:21

Um Carol.

NALEE 53:24

I would bring Josh. Okay. No.

ANTHONY 53:35

Sorry, Fef.

NALEE 53:36

You wouldn't bring Fef? Fef could be entertainment.

ANTHONY 54:15

That's true.

NALEE 54:16

Yeah, entertainment.

Hoarded Snacks And Quiet Suspicions

ANTHONY 54:18

I just don't foresee Fef's gonna come for me. I already am expecting a text message when this episode comes out. Probably. I just don't see Fef killing a zombie.

NALEE 54:29

I could see him narrating while one of us kills a zombie. We don't need a narrator. I'm sorry.

ANTHONY 54:35

The Walking Dead wasn't narrated. Sorry, Fef.

NALEE 54:41

I was I was trying to give him the benefit of the doubt. Maybe he could use bowling balls to like hit them in the head.

ANTHONY 54:47

I feel like Josh would be like, he would get up in there and like, oh, I know Josh would have the jaw. Like just Yeah.

NALEE 54:54

Yeah, yeah. Josh would Josh will play dirty for sure.

ANTHONY 54:57

Oh, a hundred percent.

NALEE 54:58

Yeah. Who else? Sorry, Fif. I guess I'll have to agree with you.

ANTHONY 55:03

Sorry, Fef.

NALEE 55:04

I see you narrating, not so much killing.

ANTHONY 55:09

I feel like I would bring Annie and Tom.

NALEE 55:13

Okay.

ANTHONY 55:14

Because I feel like Tom didn't does he hunt?

NALEE 55:18

I don't know if he hunts. I just know that he cracks backs. So maybe after a really tiring day, he could give us like I don't know, a massage. I don't know.

ANTHONY 55:29

I feel like I feel like he's good at like hunting. I don't know why. I don't know. There's no like factual recollection that's coming to my mind right now about that.

NALEE 55:39

Okay.

ANTHONY 55:40

But I feel like he could hunt and I feel like he would fish.

NALEE 55:44

Maybe fishing I could see.

ANTHONY 55:46

Fishing I can definitely see.

NALEE 55:47

Yeah, fishing I could see. I feel like I could see Annie fishing too.

ANTHONY 55:51

Yeah.

NALEE 55:51

I feel like she's very like in nature. Like she could probably collect nuts and like non-poisonous mushrooms or something. Yes. You know what I mean? Yeah. I could see that for sure. Like she's a forager. She's not a hunter, but she's a forager.

ANTHONY 56:06

This is really going out because I haven't talked to him in like years. You know who'd be a good runner? Jake.

NALEE 56:11

Jake. Yeah.

unknown 56:12

Exactly.

ANTHONY 56:13

He's literally a runner.

NALEE 56:14

A runner. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

ANTHONY 56:16

Yeah.

NALEE 56:17

Okay.

ANTHONY 56:18

Yeah, I think that would be my group.

NALEE 56:20

Okay. So, okay, so now that we have our group laid out, who do you think would actually become the villain?

ANTHONY 56:27

Villain in what sense? What type of villain are we talking about? Are we talking about the governor villain, or are we talking about Negan villain?

NALEE 56:37

Like the villain, as in, they're all for themselves. Like they don't care about the group. Like they're there, but they're like the sneaky one. Like if let's say somebody like Negan's group were to come and approach us, and they would be like, oh, I know who you could kill. I know who you could kill right off the bat, and they would get something for themselves. That's who I would consider the villain.

ANTHONY 56:59

Well, I don't know all of your friends enough to pick somebody from your group.

NALEE 57:03

Mm-hmm.

ANTHONY 57:04

From my group. Ooh. Ooh. I f oh God. I hope they don't see this. I think Annie and Tom.

SPEAKER_06 57:16

Okay.

ANTHONY 57:17

I think that they're they're gonna cahoots and gotta do what you gotta do to survive.

NALEE 57:24

Okay.

ANTHONY 57:25

But like I said before, you corner a rat, I'm gonna fight back.

NALEE 57:28

Are you trying to Are you trying to say they're have they're a rat?

ANTHONY 57:31

No, I'm saying I'm the rat. They come for me and they corner me. My claws are out. I'm I ain't going down without a fight.

NALEE 57:37

So for me, I feel like in my group, again, it's that thing of don't come for me, but I feel like I feel like it'd be Chili, who'd be like, yeah, I know which bitch to like.

ANTHONY 57:50

Okay, I could see that. Yeah. I do and I do know Chili, so I could see that with Chili. Sorry, Chili.

NALEE 57:56

Yeah, sorry, girl, but I could see her doing that. She could be like, don't kill me, kill them, you know, kind of a thing. But that's who I would see. Yeah.

ANTHONY 58:06

Yeah, I could see her doing that.

NALEE 58:08

Yeah.

ANTHONY 58:09

Fucking bitch.

Leadership And First Casualty

NALEE 58:10

The way she regulating us how to drink? Yeah, I could see that.

ANTHONY 58:14

Regulating you how to drink? She's the one encouraging you to drink.

NALEE 58:17

Yeah. But okay. So then who do you think would be the friend who hoards snacks and lies about like food and stuff in our friend group? Melissa.

ANTHONY 58:28

No hesitation. Melissa.

NALEE 58:30

Oh my God. She'd be like, I eat that shit already. Yeah. There's no more. And there'd be like five packs under her tits or something. Yeah.

ANTHONY 58:37

Yeah. And then in her mind, her justification would be like, this food has to last us a year. I never know when I'm going to see food again. So stick it up under.

NALEE 58:47

I also feel like she'd be the hoe to be like, if you want, if you want this piece of, if you want this pack of beef jerky, you better give me some of your beef jerky. It's a tray for a trade. I could see her doing that for sure. Your fucking expression.

ANTHONY 59:01

I could see it. We love beef jerky. You want some of this beef jerky? My kid wants some of your beef jerky.

NALEE 59:08

Exactly. Yeah.

ANTHONY 59:09

I could see it.

NALEE 59:09

Yeah, exactly. See, I was that wrong for saying that.

ANTHONY 59:12

If she watches us, she's gonna hate us.

NALEE 59:15

Yeah. It's okay. We love you and we don't judge, boo. Okay. Well, my last character here is who do you think would be the one who becomes like weirdly calm and suspicious?

ANTHONY 59:28

Richard.

NALEE 59:29

Okay. Why you say Richard?

ANTHONY 59:31

Because I feel like Richard gets when he has a lot going on in his mind or he's trying to process a lot, he gets quiet.

SPEAKER_06 59:39

Okay.

ANTHONY 59:40

So I can always tell when something's going on or he's really turning.

NALEE 59:46

Something's cooking up here. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Do you think Richard would ever like turn us in?

ANTHONY 59:52

To what?

NALEE 59:53

Like, let's say, like, if Negan and their group was to come in, do you think like if they tortured him enough, or if they didn't they were gonna attempt to torture him, do you think he would like give it and be like, okay, okay, don't like take out my teeth. This is what happened.

ANTHONY 1:00:08

I do.

NALEE 1:00:09

Okay.

ANTHONY 1:00:10

I do. But the r the reason that I say that I think he would do that is because I think he would do that knowing that if they came for us or if they came for me, that I'm not going down without a fight. And he would know that we gonna win, boo. World War III, we're gonna win.

NALEE 1:00:33

Okay, okay, okay. Do you so let's say if the rules were reversed, if you were in that situation, do you think you'd give in? You said you would put up a fight, but if they're like, I'm gonna take your teeth out right now and it's your favorite tooth, what would you do?

ANTHONY 1:00:47

Just one of my teeth are my favorite teeth. Okay.

unknown 1:00:50

Oh God.

ANTHONY 1:00:52

I probably would cave.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:54

Okay.

ANTHONY 1:00:54

No, no, no. We found our trainer. No, I wouldn't. I wouldn't. And here's why.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:59

Okay.

ANTHONY 1:01:00

Because I truly am a firm believer that, like, in those situations, if they're willing to torture you to get what they want, they're not letting you go.

NALEE 1:01:11

Yeah, they're willing to kill you.

ANTHONY 1:01:13

They're either going to kill you or they're going to keep you to torture you for more information at some point.

NALEE 1:01:20

Exactly.

ANTHONY 1:01:21

So no, I think I would fight back what I could, but I I would probably be dead.

NALEE 1:01:28

Okay. Okay. Wow. Scout's honor. Love that.

ANTHONY 1:01:32

Yeah. What about you?

NALEE 1:01:33

I don't think I would. I think I like I have the same thought where like if you're already gonna torture me, you're gonna kill me.

ANTHONY 1:01:40

You're not gonna let me go after after this, yeah.

NALEE 1:01:42

So it's like, regardless, yeah, kill me. That's cool.

ANTHONY 1:01:47

Okay, no.

NALEE 1:01:48

It's my time, it's my time.

ANTHONY 1:01:49

What if they have they kidnapped you, they they threatened you, they tortured you, and you gave them information and they said that because your information panned out, we'll we'll let you live, but you have to join us.

Unhinged Survival Plans

NALEE 1:02:09

I can't do that. I don't think I could live with the guilt of like betraying somebody. Yeah. Because for me, I think you guys already know I've said it several times. I think loyalty is like one of my biggest things.

SPEAKER_00 1:02:23

Yeah.

NALEE 1:02:23

And even like the stupidest things like I've learned in the past, like even if the stupidest things, the stupidest lie, it it eats up at me. So I have like my guilty conscious is like real fucking little. That's why I try not to do anything that I would regret, or I try not to like do things that will make me feel guilty about a certain thing. That's why when I do things, I say with my chest and I mean it. Because if I think back about it, it's gonna eat me up if I didn't really mean it or if I didn't tell the truth or whatever. So I feel like in this situation, even if they're like, oh, you know what? We're gonna keep you alive and you know, you've earned your spot, but you have to come with us. I don't think I'd be able to. I'd be like, uh fuck you. I'd spit in their face and be like, I don't care. Kill me.

SPEAKER_00 1:03:11

Yeah.

NALEE 1:03:11

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:03:13

That's how I would be on them.

NALEE 1:03:14

Yeah. You could probably piss on them. I'd end up pissing on myself, but you know, yeah. You can't. You can't over here. You cannot. But yeah, that's just that's just how I would be. Do you have any character questioning?

ANTHONY 1:03:36

Who would be the person who goes missing for three hours?

NALEE 1:03:39

Melissa. Because she's hiding our food.

ANTHONY 1:03:44

She's not out foraging, she's out hiding.

NALEE 1:03:47

Yeah. She's out burying the food that's supposed to last us for a year.

ANTHONY 1:03:52

That was my follow-up question. Was what do you think that they would be doing?

NALEE 1:03:56

Yeah, she's for sure hiding our food.

ANTHONY 1:03:59

Okay.

NALEE 1:04:00

Who do you think?

ANTHONY 1:04:01

Originally I felt like it would be me.

NALEE 1:04:04

Okay. Okay, let's just put that. If it was you, what would you be doing?

ANTHONY 1:04:08

I would be scavenging.

NALEE 1:04:10

Okay. Okay. Okay. I like that. Okay, so if it wasn't you, who do you think would be doing that?

ANTHONY 1:04:17

I'm gonna say Richard.

NALEE 1:04:18

Interesting. I'm surprised you didn't say me.

ANTHONY 1:04:21

Why?

NALEE 1:04:21

Because I like drop off the earth a lot. You're just like, are you dead? You know what I mean? So I feel like I'd do that. Yeah. But I feel like why would you say Richard?

ANTHONY 1:04:33

Well, fun fact for him, when he was like a kid and he would walk to school, the school would call his parents and be like, Richard isn't at school, is you know, like, is everything okay?

SPEAKER_06 1:04:46

Or the heck?

ANTHONY 1:04:47

Or hey, school started an hour ago and Richard's not here, he would be walking and he would just wander off? Wander off birds, squirrels, just that's crazy.

NALEE 1:05:02

So I feel like if he was let let out, like a dog, if he was let out to go for a walk, like he would just get distracted and just like a s this is like a super like side question.

unknown 1:05:20

Okay.

NALEE 1:05:20

Do you think Duffy would survive the apocalypse?

ANTHONY 1:05:24

Yeah. Even though he's made a bitch. Yeah.

NALEE 1:05:28

With his loud ass, you'd think he would survive? I don't think he would survive. I love Duffy, but I don't think he would.

ANTHONY 1:05:34

I think he would. He can get aggressive, like if he needed to.

NALEE 1:05:39

Yeah, but he's so loud. He'd be attracting killing us.

ANTHONY 1:05:42

He would he would be attracting things to us for sure. That a hundred percent. There's no question about that.

SPEAKER_06 1:05:48

I'd be like, hey would be.

ANTHONY 1:05:49

As far as like him being alive and surviving out in the wild, I think that he would.

NALEE 1:05:55

Okay. Okay.

ANTHONY 1:05:56

You don't think so though?

NALEE 1:05:58

I don't think he would.

ANTHONY 1:05:59

You think he would get eaten?

NALEE 1:06:00

Yeah, I think he would. Because even though he's very aggressive, I think he's very friendly too, though.

ANTHONY 1:06:07

Yeah, I think he's very friendly, but I think like the minute that a zombie were to start like pulling at his fur.

NALEE 1:06:13

Oh no.

ANTHONY 1:06:14

Because it's not like a zombie's gonna be like, here doggy, pet, pet, pet. It's gonna be like, ah.

SPEAKER_06 1:06:19

Yeah.

ANTHONY 1:06:21

And that's gonna hurt him to a point that he's gonna get defensive and attack.

NALEE 1:06:26

Okay. I feel like he'd be the cause of our apocalypse. He'd come back with an infective leg, infected leg, and then we'd all die from that.

ANTHONY 1:06:34

Do animals get infected? I don't ever remember an animal getting infected in the Walking Dead.

Solo Year Inside A Costco

NALEE 1:06:39

Have you seen Resident Evil? Hello.

ANTHONY 1:06:41

Well, I thought we were talking about The Walking Dead, and no, I haven't seen it.

NALEE 1:06:44

Well, anything zombie. Anything zombie, right?

ANTHONY 1:06:47

I haven't seen Resident. What is it? Resident Evil.

NALEE 1:06:51

Yeah.

ANTHONY 1:06:51

Yeah, no.

NALEE 1:06:52

Okay. Well, we'll give Duffy the benefit of the doubt.

ANTHONY 1:06:55

Yeah.

NALEE 1:06:56

He would survive with Melissa, wouldn't it?

ANTHONY 1:07:00

He would survive longer than Melissa.

NALEE 1:07:02

Probably, yeah. Because he's fast. He could be our runner.

ANTHONY 1:07:05

He could be our runner, yes.

NALEE 1:07:07

Yeah.

ANTHONY 1:07:07

I would honestly, though, I would probably get one of those like dog backpacks and like carrying.

NALEE 1:07:11

Oh, yeah. Okay.

ANTHONY 1:07:13

Yeah.

NALEE 1:07:14

All right. What were we talking about?

ANTHONY 1:07:16

Well, we were doing characters. Oh, yes. Okay.

NALEE 1:07:20

So you think it would be Richard?

ANTHONY 1:07:22

Yeah.

NALEE 1:07:22

Because he'd wander off. Okay.

ANTHONY 1:07:24

Yeah.

NALEE 1:07:25

Okay. What about your next one?

ANTHONY 1:07:27

Who do you think would be the let's split up person and why?

NALEE 1:07:32

That's a good question. I feel like maybe you. You would be that.

ANTHONY 1:07:37

I was gonna say me too.

NALEE 1:07:38

Yeah, because you'd be like, hey, let's split up, let you do this, and we'll do this. So I feel like it'd be you for sure.

ANTHONY 1:07:45

Yeah. I feel like I'm not very good at leading, but I feel like I'm very good at being able to identify what people are good at.

NALEE 1:07:54

You're good at delegating for sure.

ANTHONY 1:07:57

I would be good at delegating.

NALEE 1:07:59

So yeah.

SPEAKER_06 1:08:01

Okay.

ANTHONY 1:08:01

Plus, I would also low-key part of me would also be wanting to like let split up because like if I know that you're the weak link and you're dragging us down.

SPEAKER_04 1:08:10

I hate you.

ANTHONY 1:08:13

She ain't coming home tonight.

SPEAKER_04 1:08:15

You're the fucking villain.

ANTHONY 1:08:17

That is not being a villain. That that is survival of the fittest. I am not, I am not about to let fall.

NALEE 1:08:23

You're like, I'm not about that life. You go there.

ANTHONY 1:08:25

Yeah.

NALEE 1:08:26

Okay. Last question here for me for us. Of everybody in the group, who do you think will end up being the leader?

ANTHONY 1:08:33

I feel like it would come down to me and you.

NALEE 1:08:35

Interesting.

ANTHONY 1:08:36

I don't feel like, again, I don't feel like I'm a leader. I'm very good at delegating tasks. Okay. But I don't feel like I'm a leader. But I feel like out of the group, I feel like it would come down to me and you. Like a team. I feel like I'd be the leader.

NALEE 1:08:48

I feel like I'd be the leader for sure.

ANTHONY 1:08:50

I feel like between the two of us, I would have the more rational sense of things.

NALEE 1:08:55

Yeah.

ANTHONY 1:08:57

And you would have your like El Dorado, Street Smarts, ghetto.

SPEAKER_04 1:09:01

I hate you.

NALEE 1:09:03

Yeah, I feel like for sure it'd be the two of us where I'd be like, okay, there's not one specific leader, but we are the ones who makes the calls. Like Anthony's gonna be the one who's telling you to do stuff, and I'd be the one strategizing, like, okay, how are we gonna figure it out? Making sure, keeping the peace, you know.

SPEAKER_00 1:09:19

Yeah.

ANTHONY 1:09:20

I agree with that.

NALEE 1:09:21

Yeah. So look at us.

ANTHONY 1:09:24

Who do you think would be the first one to To die? Yeah.

NALEE 1:09:28

Melissa. She'd go out for three hours hiding her food, and then she'd get eaten by a zombie, and then we'd find her b half-eaten body, and then we'd also find the stash of food. That's how I see it playing out.

SPEAKER_00 1:09:40

Yeah. Yeah.

NALEE 1:09:42

That's how I see it playing out for sure.

ANTHONY 1:09:44

Yeah. Yep. Poor Melissa. I'm sorry.

NALEE 1:09:47

Poor Melissa. We love you. We hope you survive, but realistically, we're not too sure.

ANTHONY 1:09:53

I don't I don't need anybody to run faster than me. I just need to run faster than everybody else.

NALEE 1:09:57

Yeah, pretty much.

ANTHONY 1:09:58

That's I mean, real.

NALEE 1:10:00

Yeah. Yeah. It's kind of fun, but it's also kind of scary to think about, like, you know, a zombie apocalypse.

ANTHONY 1:10:07

I think it's fun to think about just because well, I'm not gonna go there because that's gonna let people into my dark brain.

NALEE 1:10:15

We already know you got a dark brain. It's okay. All right. You wanna segue us into the third segment?

ANTHONY 1:10:22

Well, after I have one last question.

NALEE 1:10:24

Okay.

ANTHONY 1:10:25

For this character. Who would be the one person who starts a new government?

NALEE 1:10:30

Mmm.

ANTHONY 1:10:32

I feel like we need law and order.

NALEE 1:10:34

Yeah. I feel like it'd be Josh. Yeah. I feel like it'd be Josh.

ANTHONY 1:10:39

I feel like Josh would be really good at like rounding checks and balances and stuff like that.

NALEE 1:10:45

Yeah, I could see that for sure.

ANTHONY 1:10:47

Yeah.

NALEE 1:10:47

Good for you, Josh. Look at you.

ANTHONY 1:10:49

Yeah, look at you, Josh. You're gonna be the president. You're gonna be the president of our new world order.

NALEE 1:10:56

Yeah. But you agree, Josh, too?

ANTHONY 1:11:00

Yeah, I think Josh.

NALEE 1:11:01

Yeah. I see Josh too, for sure.

Fitness, Gardens, And Power

ANTHONY 1:11:03

Okay. Well, now that now that we've figured all that out, let's expose ourselves.

NALEE 1:11:11

All right. Because we talk.

ANTHONY 1:11:13

Yep.

NALEE 1:11:13

Oh, go ahead.

ANTHONY 1:11:14

No, go ahead.

NALEE 1:11:15

Oh, I was gonna say because we do talk a big game.

ANTHONY 1:11:18

Yeah, but what would we actually do?

NALEE 1:11:22

And why is half of it delusional?

ANTHONY 1:11:26

I think because I like to think that I'm stronger than I actually am.

NALEE 1:11:29

I agree. Yeah, for sure. I'm saying all this shit, but I know I think in reality, I'd be the bitch to like freak out and be like, I would actually be the Melissa. I'd be like, I'm go, I'm gonna go for three hours, I'm gonna go find her food, but then like my fat ass will be eating it behind a bush or something.

ANTHONY 1:11:46

Eating it as you're walking back, and then you get back and you're like, I found this one box, a little Debbie's.

NALEE 1:11:51

Yeah, yeah, that'd be me.

ANTHONY 1:11:53

As you have chocolate all around your mouth.

NALEE 1:11:55

Yeah.

ANTHONY 1:11:55

Fucking bitch.

NALEE 1:11:57

Yeah.

ANTHONY 1:11:58

What did you have for this segment?

NALEE 1:12:00

All right, so this segment is unhinged survival plans that the world that would absolutely fail. Living inside Costco for a year. That was a topic that I had. I think, yes, I think if you were to live in Costco, I think you would survive, but not for a whole year. Because three six yeah, 365 is a long time. And we also have to think logistically, is this with like electricity still working, or is this with it dead and you're like in the dark and you know, you have to navigate your way around and stuff like that?

ANTHONY 1:12:37

So I'm not understanding where they're where the issue is.

NALEE 1:12:39

If there's no electricity, you can still Yeah, but electricity, majority of the stuff in their freezers and stuff, in the refrigeration, is what keeps it cold. And as soon as that dies, you know, vegetables are gonna rot and milk is gonna go rotten, and a lot of the frozen foods would go bad because obviously it needs electricity for it to refrigerate. So technically, if we were thinking on the realistic side, is probably electricity will go out. How long can you actually survive in a in a Costco? You know what I mean? Unless they magically have like a backup generator, which I don't know if stores do. I feel like they probably do, yeah, which they probably do, but at the same time, it's still limited though. Like it's gonna be very limited. So I feel like you could probably survive there maybe six months, but a whole year, I don't know.

ANTHONY 1:13:36

I think a year would be doable in Costco.

NALEE 1:13:38

Because people get bored and they're like, I'm hungry, I'm gonna go eat again, kind of a thing. You know what I mean?

ANTHONY 1:13:42

Well, and if they get bored, that's when you all right, bye, go.

NALEE 1:13:45

Yeah, I guess.

ANTHONY 1:13:46

Leave Costco, go out there, fight your own fight.

NALEE 1:13:49

My my thing to this, my my other like question, baby segue to this one is if there was nobody and it was just you, do you think you could survive alone in a Costco for one year? Just you. Nobody else, not me, not Richard, just you.

ANTHONY 1:14:07

Yep.

NALEE 1:14:07

You think you would?

ANTHONY 1:14:09

I do. I think that I would because I think that I would find things to do, and I would find a volleyball and name it Wilson. And that would be my new best friend.

NALEE 1:14:24

Wilson's gonna have a big hole in the middle of his in the middle of the ball.

ANTHONY 1:14:28

And the beautiful thing, I could just walk around the entire store naked.

NALEE 1:14:32

Period.

ANTHONY 1:14:33

Period.

unknown 1:14:34

Okay.

ANTHONY 1:14:34

I got blankets, I got my beds, I got my couch, flashlights, batteries. There's gotta be they gotta sell generators at Costco too.

NALEE 1:14:43

Yeah, that's true.

ANTHONY 1:14:44

So do you have to charge generators? I don't know how that works.

NALEE 1:14:48

Well, if there's like solar, if it's like a solar panel thingy where you could put it in the sun, then you probably could. But if it's like a plug-in to something, I feel like probably not.

Intrusive Thoughts Get Dark

ANTHONY 1:15:02

Oh, and by the way, going back to your whole thing about like veggies spoiling, first thing, dig up some dirt. We're gonna make an indoor or rooftop garden using the vegetables that we have.

NALEE 1:15:15

Decomposting.

ANTHONY 1:15:16

Is that what that is?

NALEE 1:15:17

Or is it is it composting or decomposting? Composting.

ANTHONY 1:15:21

Well, that's composting, but no, I mean, like, you know, if you have an onion that sits too long, it starts to sprout roots.

NALEE 1:15:27

Sprout, yeah.

ANTHONY 1:15:28

Plant that shit. There we go. We got onions growing.

NALEE 1:15:31

And Costco does have like soil, right? Yeah, we have soil, yeah, yeah.

ANTHONY 1:15:36

Well, I mean, depending on the season, but yeah.

NALEE 1:15:38

Yeah. Okay.

ANTHONY 1:15:40

Interesting. Do you think that you would survive by yourself?

NALEE 1:15:43

I think I would. Yeah, I think I would.

ANTHONY 1:15:45

You don't think you would get bored?

NALEE 1:15:47

I don't think I well, I could entertain myself. So I don't think I would get bored, but I was I've been thinking I was thinking about this. If I was stuck in a Costco for one year by myself, and let's just say hypothetically there is an up like a back up generator.

ANTHONY 1:16:02

Did you say there is or isn't?

NALEE 1:16:04

There is.

ANTHONY 1:16:05

Okay.

NALEE 1:16:05

I'm thinking if there is, then I would actually like put up all the Christmas decorations as lights, so it could guide me like in certain aisles and stuff like that, or I could like I could like use specific colors for specific things, like oh, blue would be like food stuff, and red would be like, I don't know, whatever. So I could like color code like specific aisles for like where things are. Yeah.

ANTHONY 1:16:35

And then why why would you need to color code?

NALEE 1:16:39

I don't know, just to just to not be bored, entertain myself.

SPEAKER_00 1:16:43

Oh.

NALEE 1:16:43

Um and then let's say and I would like open up everything. I would open up everything and collect everything and see, like, you know, see what everything is, and then or I would like save a box a day and open up one thing at a one thing for a day or whatever. I don't know. And then if there wasn't a generator, I would collect I would collect like all the vegetables, like you said, and I would I would create like a compost area and a garden, obviously. I'm gonna attempt to have a green thumb, and if nothing grows, then I've tried. And then when it comes to like the food and stuff, I would find out like the coldest area in the store, and then I would put the the food there. Yeah. That's as far as I thought. Yeah. But I think I would survive. I think I would survive. I think I think instead of being skinny though, I think I'd be fat because really I think so.

ANTHONY 1:17:44

See, I feel like that would be my motivation to lose weight even faster.

NALEE 1:17:48

I don't know.

ANTHONY 1:17:49

To like work out. Like, I don't want no zombie catching me.

NALEE 1:17:52

That's true.

ANTHONY 1:17:53

I'm gonna get on that treadmill.

NALEE 1:17:56

Maybe I wouldn't be fat, but I feel like I'd gain like hella muscle.

SPEAKER_00 1:18:00

Like Michonne.

NALEE 1:18:02

Yeah, like I feel like I'd be carrying stuff back and forth and like yeah, gaining muscle and stuff. But yeah. I'd come out looking like the Hulk.

ANTHONY 1:18:12

I just I just had a mental image in my head that's no thank you.

NALEE 1:18:17

The green hawk, the girl, or the is she green? The green girl hawk is what I'm talking about. Not the guy, not the big hulk guy.

ANTHONY 1:18:25

I just learned that there was a female Hulk.

NALEE 1:18:28

Yeah, she's new.

ANTHONY 1:18:30

I don't know what she's called.

NALEE 1:18:31

I think she's called She-Hulk.

ANTHONY 1:18:33

She-Hulk?

NALEE 1:18:34

Yeah.

ANTHONY 1:18:35

To each their own.

NALEE 1:18:36

Yeah. Okay.

ANTHONY 1:18:38

What else you got? Oh, I was just gonna ask, what else you got?

NALEE 1:18:42

Okay, so again, we're talking about unhitched survival plans that would absolutely fail. Mine would be like, who do you think, or I don't know, not really who, but I guess who. Who do you think would romanticize like the apocalypse?

ANTHONY 1:18:59

Okay, define romanticize the apocalypse. Because I'm trying to understand how you can make anything about an apocalypse romantic.

NALEE 1:19:07

Well, there's those people who like thrive in survival mode, right? And when an apocalypse happens, they're like, yes, like I've been waiting for this shit to happen. You know what I mean? So then it's something they actually enjoy. It's kind of like those people who are like, let's just say serial killers. When the zombie apocalypse happens, that's probably shopping spree for them. That's probably a killing spree for them, but without any consequences. So like that. Yeah.

ANTHONY 1:19:36

Well, then I would have to say all the serial killers.

NALEE 1:19:39

Okay, yeah, I guess.

ANTHONY 1:19:40

Or do you mean from our group?

NALEE 1:19:42

Anything. It could be from our group, it could be from a group of people.

ANTHONY 1:19:48

Like I I definitely think serial killers are gonna enjoy the hell out of a out of an apocalypse. Yeah. As far as our group goes. Okay, this eh, I don't know. I'm not gonna admit that. Never mind.

SPEAKER_04 1:20:02

Admit it.

ANTHONY 1:20:03

Save with your chess.

SPEAKER_04 1:20:04

Oh, oh.

ANTHONY 1:20:05

I low-key think that it would be f fun to murder these zombies like with no consequences.

NALEE 1:20:14

Okay. Okay. I'm gonna slowly back away and close out of this podcast.

ANTHONY 1:20:25

I think I think it's one of those things where it's like you know how people are always like wondering about the unknown or things that they can't do?

NALEE 1:20:39

Nope.

ANTHONY 1:20:41

Okay.

NALEE 1:20:44

I mean, you do you boo. Go on, speak sh like prove us wrong. Go on and speak on that. What do you mean by that? Elaborate. Tell me a little bit more about that.

Rebuilding Rules And Exiles

ANTHONY 1:20:53

I just mean that there's certain things that are like societal norms that you can't do because it's frowned upon or considered bad, even if it actually is bad. I'm throwing that out there. But like in the event of the apocalypse, you definitely have the opportunity. There, it's like there's no hold bar here. Like, you want to kill somebody, you kill somebody.

SPEAKER_06 1:21:20

Yeah.

ANTHONY 1:21:21

I give it to you. I'm not saying that I want to kill anybody, but like just to do it without having any consequences. Yeah. And it's like, like, for example, when I watch this, God, this is so fucking morbid. Oh my god, I'm gonna end up on some blacklist somewhere. But like watching Dexter, I feel like I've had this conversation with you or somebody in the past before, and it was I did not, it was not taken well. But like watching Dexter low-key, part of me wants to know what it would actually feel like to plunge a knife into a person. But I would never do that because that's bad. You can't just do that.

SPEAKER_06 1:22:03

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

ANTHONY 1:22:03

You can't just do that. But in the event of an apocalypse, you can do that. You can.

SPEAKER_06 1:22:08

Yeah. Yeah. Okay. I was just kidding.

ANTHONY 1:22:11

And on the opposite side of that thing, opposite side of that, like, part of me wants to know, like, and I'm not giving anybody permission to stab me, but what you want to see how it's what does it feel like to have a knife penetrate into your person?

NALEE 1:22:26

You know what? I'll do that when I give you an appendix operation.

ANTHONY 1:22:30

Find the dullest knife to slice me open with.

NALEE 1:22:33

I don't think, and I was just stirring shit up, obviously. I'm an instigator, but I think everybody, I think everybody has that. Well, I don't know if I talked to you about it. It could be like I might I may have talked to like B or something like that about it, but it's letting your intrusive thoughts like how would how would it feel to actually let that happen? And I think like stabbing somebody, I don't know, like hitting somebody with a bat nonstop to see like what happens, or how much energy, or like now it's getting real dark, holy shit. Or like it is getting really dark funny, you know, like yeah. It's like obviously you're not gonna do it because it's fucked up, but at the same time, it's just kind of like it's the end of the world. There's yeah, like what would it feel like?

ANTHONY 1:23:16

If I hit somebody in the middle of their skull with a bat, is it going, God, this is such a fucked up dark conversation? But like, is what happened to Glenn?

NALEE 1:23:28

Can we be serial killers? I don't know. I mean when there's a zombie apocalypse, everybody's a serial killer, I think, at that point.

ANTHONY 1:23:35

It's yeah, survival of the fittest is truly what it is.

NALEE 1:23:39

Yeah.

ANTHONY 1:23:39

But like, if I hit somebody in the middle of their skull with a baseball bat, is what happened to Glenn on The Walking Dead? Is that actually what happened?

NALEE 1:23:49

Yeah, yeah. Yeah. I don't know. It's getting real dark. And I'm getting kind of scared over here. So let's uh listeners.

ANTHONY 1:23:57

I did not choose this topic for this episode. Yeah, I was just throwing this all on Nolly.

NALEE 1:24:04

It's all it's all on me. I wanted to stir stuff up. I wanted to talk about something different. We talked about love and porn last week, and now we're talking about zombie apocalypse. I thought I wanted to switch things up. So yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:24:20

Yeah.

The Cannibalism Line

NALEE 1:24:21

I feel like I feel like you're not the only one though. I'm I'm pretty sure I'm not sure. Exactly.

ANTHONY 1:24:27

Everybody else out there is thinking it. I'm just I got the bulk. We're just saying it.

NALEE 1:24:32

But I'm just saying that, like, let's just say, like, if people, I'm pretty sure, and I may not like, I don't know. I would say maybe like 95% of people, let's say if you gave them the opportunity to do, like, I don't know, to stab somebody, to kill somebody, shoot somebody with a gun. I'm pretty sure if it was no consequences, whether it's a zombie or if it's, I don't know, a clone, I'm pretty sure like 95% of people would do it. No consequences. I feel like, I feel like there would be.

ANTHONY 1:25:05

I feel like it would be a high percentage, but not 95%.

NALEE 1:25:08

I feel I feel like the 5% would be like, are you sure there's no consequences? Like, are you sure? Like, are you sure there's no consequences? And then after they've been reassured a thousand times, then they'd be like, okay, pow. You know what I mean?

ANTHONY 1:25:22

That's I mean, yeah, I agree with you. Not the not that percentage, but I do agree with that.

NALEE 1:25:28

Okay, maybe 90%. I lied. Maybe 90%.

ANTHONY 1:25:30

I don't feel like that's even generous.

NALEE 1:25:32

I don't know.

ANTHONY 1:25:33

I feel like more than 50% of people, for sure. 100%.

NALEE 1:25:38

And true.

ANTHONY 1:25:39

More than 50% of people would take advantage of that.

NALEE 1:25:42

It's like So do you So with us stating that, let's say if you were given that chance, you would do that? Or do you plead the fifth?

ANTHONY 1:25:53

Well, let me ask you this. Am I doing this for fun or am I doing this as like defense, self-defense?

NALEE 1:25:59

I don't know. Just in general, if you were given the opportunity. Okay. What if they're like that that thing's a clone? It's not a real person.

ANTHONY 1:26:09

Well, if it's not a real person, then why wouldn't I do it? That's like saying, would you take a baseball bat to a TV? Yeah. Why the fuck wouldn't it's an inanimate object. What it's not gonna hurt anything.

NALEE 1:26:23

What if it's a clone that knows how to think and like is like humanoid?

ANTHONY 1:26:27

Hell yeah. I am not for these AI humanoid bots that are being created. Okay. Hell yeah. I've seen the movie AI with Will Smith. I ain't about that life.

NALEE 1:26:41

Is it AI or is it I Am Legend?

ANTHONY 1:26:43

No, it's AI.

NALEE 1:26:45

Oh wait, I am legend is never minded.

ANTHONY 1:26:47

I am Legend, I think, wasn't that the end of the world or something?

NALEE 1:26:50

Yeah, it's an apocalypse. Yeah.

ANTHONY 1:26:52

That's more on brand is what we're talking about. AI is the artificial intelligent robots that are.

NALEE 1:26:57

Actually, that's right. Yeah, I totally forgot about that movie.

ANTHONY 1:26:59

Yeah.

NALEE 1:27:00

Okay. Okay.

ANTHONY 1:27:01

And about that life. And those scientists who are like developing these fucking humanoid robots, y'all, y'all fucked up. That's some dark ass scary shit. I think it's kind of cool, but I think there's like a I think it would be a lot more cool if it was regulated and there was more control over it.

NALEE 1:27:18

Right. If there was like boundaries and like, okay, this is where we're gonna stop, you know?

ANTHONY 1:27:23

Yeah.

NALEE 1:27:24

Okay. What was your what was your topic?

ANTHONY 1:27:27

Well, now that I've literally confessed to like wanting to like stab people, I wanted to talk about like rebuilding society and banning annoying people.

NALEE 1:27:37

Okay. I could totally see you doing that.

ANTHONY 1:27:40

Hell yeah.

NALEE 1:27:42

After your Yeah, I'm gonna separate and whoever's the weakest link is going over there. Yeah.

ANTHONY 1:27:47

Yeah. I would slowly like build out my community. And like, if it if it was if the world came to an end and we were in the middle of an apocalypse, I've said it once, I'll say it again, with the way that society is or would have been pre-apocalypse, we need to take this opportunity to sever our ties from those idiots.

SPEAKER_06 1:28:13

Yeah.

ANTHONY 1:28:14

Annoying people, stupid people, like douches.

NALEE 1:28:19

Sometimes I wonder if I fall into those categories.

ANTHONY 1:28:23

No. I don't think you do. So you would be allowed into my village.

NALEE 1:28:29

I'd be the one exception. No.

ANTHONY 1:28:32

I don't even you wouldn't even be an exception. I don't know why you think that you would be.

NALEE 1:28:35

I feel like I'm pretty annoying. I could be pretty annoying.

ANTHONY 1:28:39

Okay, but I mean I'll give you that. But as far as annoying goes, that I I think when what I meant by this was like the annoying people that like Karen's and stuff like that. Like when you talk to your manager, like the people that are gonna make the situation worse than it is. Oh, and they're not gonna like contribute anything.

NALEE 1:28:59

Okay, I would be down for that.

ANTHONY 1:29:01

Those annoying, stupid people who contribute nothing to society, those are the ones that I would exile.

NALEE 1:29:07

Okay. They'd be the ones that I would like feed to the crowd. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

ANTHONY 1:29:14

Yeah.

unknown 1:29:15

Yeah.

NALEE 1:29:15

Okay. I could get with that.

Vetting New Members

ANTHONY 1:29:17

Those are the ones, I don't know if you got this far in The Walking Dead or not, but like when they had like those like fences of like pitchforks and they like put zombies on them, like those are the people I would use them as my defense. Spike them and every so you know feed or something. Yeah.

NALEE 1:29:34

Okay, okay, okay.

ANTHONY 1:29:35

Use them to deater walkers.

NALEE 1:29:39

I remember that a little bit, but not the full thing. But yeah, I would agree. I wouldn't I wouldn't say no to that. Because again, it's the f it's survival of the fittest, and if you're annoying the shit out of me, you gonna be food. Okay. Okay.

ANTHONY 1:29:52

Okay, I have a question that we didn't address at all in this episode.

SPEAKER_06 1:29:56

Okay. What's up?

ANTHONY 1:29:57

Could you and would you ever eat a person?

NALEE 1:30:03

I don't think I could. I don't think I could. Yeah, I don't think I could. I think that's too much. It comes back to that the the the loyalty. Even though it's not like I don't have any loyalty to the the person, it's just kind of like that's a lot.

ANTHONY 1:30:22

That it would be a lot to digest, no pun intended.

NALEE 1:30:25

Like if it's like the it's if it's like that the place where they went to where they were like killing people and eating them, yeah, and I had no clue, and I was like, oh, like, you know, I had no clue, and then I ate it, I'd be like, oh, okay, whatever. But if I was to find out after the fact that it was human, I'd be like puke. I would puke and I'd probably go crazy a little bit.

ANTHONY 1:30:49

You think so?

NALEE 1:30:49

I'd probably go into a delusion and be like, What'd I do? Who the fuck did I eat? What part did I eat? You know, like My God, I can't believe I just did that. You know, kind of a thing. I think I'd go into a spiral and then I'd come back and be like, you know what? It is what it is. Move off.

ANTHONY 1:31:05

I wish I wouldn't have asked this. I'm literally getting sick to my stomach, just even thinking about it.

NALEE 1:31:09

I can't. Would you?

ANTHONY 1:31:11

No. Okay. No. I couldn't.

NALEE 1:31:14

Okay. Okay. Now we're going down a spiral. I have another question. I'll follow up on that one. If you found out that one of the one of the people in our fan groups, let's say Stephanie, okay? I don't know. Just super random. Because you and I both know Stephanie. And I think you know her well enough to know that it's Stephanie. But let's say if you found out that, sorry Stephanie, if you listen to this, sorry. But let's say if you found out that Stephanie was like, and she was the person who was finding food for us, right? And you found out that she was the one who is actually like bringing human meat to us, would you do anything about that?

ANTHONY 1:31:52

Bye. You're exiled. You are not coming back in. You are not welcome here. No, thank you. No, ma'am.

NALEE 1:31:58

Okay. Sorry, Stephanie. Would you? You are the I feel like I'd tell the group and then I would have them vote.

ANTHONY 1:32:06

What is there to vote on? We're literally eating human beings.

NALEE 1:32:10

But what if we didn't have any food? And that was her logic of it. Like, oh, like What did I say earlier?

ANTHONY 1:32:16

I'll fucking eat an acorn. Okay. I don't know.

NALEE 1:32:22

I don't know. That'd be a hard that'd be a hard like it'd be hard for me.

SPEAKER_00 1:32:28

Because she's a friend.

NALEE 1:32:30

Yeah, because of the friend part. You know, like You can go with her. I feel like I would do a majority vote kind of a thing. And then let's say if she stays, then I'd be like, you somebody else needs to go with her to make sure it's not human meat. But if she if it's a majority vote and she has to go, then I'd be like, sorry, peace out. I gotta survive to, you know.

ANTHONY 1:32:57

Now now that I s now that you say that, and now that I'm thinking about a vote, we could just do a vote. And if people vote for her to stay, it's a democracy. I just won't eat the meat.

NALEE 1:33:11

Whatever she brings.

ANTHONY 1:33:12

Yeah.

NALEE 1:33:13

Okay.

Kids As Liabilities

ANTHONY 1:33:14

But I also feel like in an apocalypse, it's not like she's out she would be out there like slicing and dicing and carving and bringing like pieces of meat back. So like if it was like a fox, she's bringing back the entire fox, right? So we're gonna see the carcass, we're gonna know that it's a fox.

NALEE 1:33:35

Yeah. But let's just but I'm speaking hypothetically here. No, I know. If if you I feel like with hunters, yeah, they would bring the whole thing back, but if it's if it's too big or whatever, they do bring like portions of it back. So let's just say if she was scavenging, she would like then oh my god, this is getting too PG 13 or too like graphic. But she'd like cut off just the meat off the bone and stuff. You know what I mean?

ANTHONY 1:34:03

Yes. But also, on the other hand of that, again, analytical mind here. If she's going out to collect food for the group and we have a group of 10 people, she probably shouldn't be going alone because is she really going to be able to carry back enough food for 10 people by herself?

NALEE 1:34:23

Well, this is a hypothetical. Yeah.

ANTHONY 1:34:27

Yeah, we could we could vote on it, but I just won't eat the meat. I would vote on it. I'll get my own acorn.

NALEE 1:34:32

I wouldn't just kick her out. I'd be like, tell us your logic. What was the reason? And if she's like, well, there I couldn't find any I couldn't find any animal meat or anything, and then I saw I found this freshly oh my god, I found this freshly like turned body that's still good, and I thought that, you know, was worth bringing it back, then I would be like, okay, I'm not gonna eat the stuff that you bring again. You're gonna have like somebody monitoring you, but I think the team, like the team, I think the group needs to know about what's happening, and they need to also they could also make a decision if they want you to stay or for you to go.

ANTHONY 1:35:12

We will put her on trial in twin tangents court.

NALEE 1:35:16

Yeah, for real.

ANTHONY 1:35:19

This bitch.

NALEE 1:35:21

All right. Yeah. It's not Stephanie's fault. It's just whoever, if that's the case. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:35:26

Yeah, I'll not gonna eat.

NALEE 1:35:28

Did you have another topic you wanted to talk about before we move on to our next SIGU?

ANTHONY 1:35:34

Would you ever surviving the apocalypse, would you ever travel with somebody with zero skills?

NALEE 1:35:42

No.

ANTHONY 1:35:43

Yeah, same.

NALEE 1:35:44

No. If it's if it's a sense of like if I already knew all the skills that I needed to, and it's a sense of like if it's a person who's like really smart, but they don't know how to like do stuff, and I'm teaching them how to do it, maybe yes. But if let's just say if I didn't have any skills already myself, and I'm gonna have somebody else who is absolutely gonna bring us down, no, probably not.

ANTHONY 1:36:14

Okay, but you just said if you don't have any skills yourself, so you're the person with no skills?

NALEE 1:36:19

No, like if I didn't have like all of the skills, like if I have a few things, like if I if I like had part of it, like if I obviously I know to cook, if I know to like, you know, scavenge, scavenge, whatever that word is, or like if I knew direction or whatever. If I brought something to the table, but this other person doesn't have anything, then I'd be like, yeah, no.

ANTHONY 1:36:43

W Okay. Would you easily let other people into your group?

NALEE 1:36:48

No. I have trust issues. Hell no.

ANTHONY 1:36:51

Okay, here's a question for you. Since you watched The Walking Dead, they always anytime they brought new people into their group, they always asked them a question. How many have you killed, right? Is that what it was? Yeah. Have you killed?

NALEE 1:37:01

Yeah, have you killed any yeah.

ANTHONY 1:37:03

Is that what like what would your vetting system be like? Is that what your question would be?

NALEE 1:37:09

Or that's a good question.

ANTHONY 1:37:12

I would need a full-on fucking dissertation. I want to know what your skills are, what are you bringing to the group? And I would want to know if they've killed anybody.

NALEE 1:37:22

Yeah, I think for sure, I think that would be a question that I would ask is like how many people you killed, what do you bring to the table, and how well do you work with other people?

ANTHONY 1:37:36

What is this a fucking job interview? How well do you work with other people?

NALEE 1:37:40

Well, because if you are a problematic person, then you're gonna cause rift in the in our like system. So I'm not just gonna bring you in if you can't cooperate with other people.

ANTHONY 1:37:50

Yeah, that's fair.

Bite Protocols And Mercy

NALEE 1:37:51

You know what I mean? Like if you're like, like, I would ask, like, oh, like, are you a lone woof? Do you work better by yourself or whatever? Then I'd be like, okay, I'm not gonna even invest in that because you would need to consider all of us, not just yourself. You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_00 1:38:06

Yeah.

NALEE 1:38:06

And then I guess my own my other question would be I would ask like a loyalty-related question.

ANTHONY 1:38:13

Like, what's do you have an example?

NALEE 1:38:16

Like, let's say if I got bit, right? If I got bit, and would you tell the group about me being bit, or would you tell the group about me having an infection or would you keep it to yourself? I think this is probably a problematic question because people could probably lie and they could be, oh yeah, I'll say.

ANTHONY 1:38:35

They can lie about anything.

NALEE 1:38:37

Yeah. But I think that's probably something that I would ask. Because again, it when it comes to loyalty, it's like loyalty is the number I feel like if you're working in if you're in a group setting, that's like the number one thing.

ANTHONY 1:38:51

Especially when it comes to a group setting for survival.

NALEE 1:38:54

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

ANTHONY 1:38:55

Like I'm literally putting my life in your hands right now.

NALEE 1:38:58

Yeah. So but that's pretty much it. What about you? Would you, would you have like pre-interview before they join the group?

ANTHONY 1:39:07

I mean, just those questions that I told you. Like, I want to know like, what are you bringing to the table? What do you have to offer? Yeah. Have you killed how many? I think the biggest thing would be the skill set.

NALEE 1:39:16

Yeah.

ANTHONY 1:39:17

For me.

NALEE 1:39:18

Okay. I I don't know. I think the skill set wouldn't be isn't that big of a deal for me as far as it's more important for me to be able to trust them than for them to have a skill.

ANTHONY 1:39:29

Well, I do agree with the thing. Because skills can be learned.

NALEE 1:39:32

Skills could be learned, but trust, nah. You can't just trust anybody.

ANTHONY 1:39:37

Yeah, especially when it's the apocalypse. And especially if you have like Especially if we have like a fortress.

NALEE 1:39:43

Yeah. Okay. I have a follow-up question.

ANTHONY 1:39:45

Okay.

NALEE 1:39:46

For that question. So let's say that you have either a single mom or a dad, and they have two kids under the age of five, and they have a skill set, they're trustworthy, and they have all of the above. The only thing is that they have two kids under five. Would you be willing to let them join?

ANTHONY 1:40:06

What do the kids bring to the table?

NALEE 1:40:08

Crying and um hunger and trouble.

ANTHONY 1:40:12

Well, A, I'm not sharing my food. B, I ain't got time for a crying kid in the world.

NALEE 1:40:19

So you would not allow him to him or them or they to join the group?

ANTHONY 1:40:23

No, I'm just kidding. I probably would.

unknown 1:40:26

Okay.

ANTHONY 1:40:27

As long as they have something to contribute. However, you know how I feel about kids, I would have very strict rules for the kids.

SPEAKER_06 1:40:34

Okay.

ANTHONY 1:40:35

Second they act up, the second they don't listen, bye.

NALEE 1:40:38

Feeding them to the zombies.

ANTHONY 1:40:40

Yep.

NALEE 1:40:40

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 1:40:42

What about you?

NALEE 1:40:44

Yeah, I wouldn't I would let them join. But I would be like, you're responsible to like keep them, you're responsible to shut them up. Like, yeah, I mean that's I know kids are I know kids can cry, you know, when they're hungry and stuff, but it's up to you to like take care of them. And if it becomes a problem, then there's a possibility that you go you're gonna get kicked out.

unknown 1:41:11

Okay.

ANTHONY 1:41:12

But I agree with that to an extent.

NALEE 1:41:15

Yeah, but then again, I don't know. I feel like I'd give them so many chances. I'd be like, quiet your child down, and then like 10 minutes later, I'd be like, okay, are they good? They good? Okay, we good, you know? Like, I don't know.

ANTHONY 1:41:27

I wouldn't give the option. Like, I would set I would lay the law down right off the bat.

SPEAKER_06 1:41:32

Yeah.

ANTHONY 1:41:32

And like, it's one of those situations where like if you don't silence your kid, I will silence them for you. Mm-hmm.

NALEE 1:41:40

Okay.

ANTHONY 1:41:41

Can't cry if they're knocked out, can they?

SPEAKER_04 1:41:47

Target practice.

ANTHONY 1:41:49

It's hey, you know what? It's the apocalypse. There's no rules, there's no laws.

NALEE 1:41:52

Yeah, exactly.

ANTHONY 1:41:54

Who you gonna call? You ain't gonna call nobody and cr cry no child abuse.

NALEE 1:41:59

Okay. All right. Do you have anything else to add?

Rapid-Fire Survival Choices

ANTHONY 1:42:03

Just for our listeners, anybody who has watched The Walking Dead, when you asked this question, I all I could think of was those two little girls.

SPEAKER_06 1:42:16

Hmm, yeah.

ANTHONY 1:42:18

That looked up to Carol as a mom.

NALEE 1:42:20

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And the little sister that like that got bit and then it just spiraled on.

ANTHONY 1:42:27

Yeah. She got bit because of her sister.

NALEE 1:42:30

Yeah. That was pretty sad though. That's a pretty good idea.

ANTHONY 1:42:32

It was really sad.

NALEE 1:42:33

Yeah.

ANTHONY 1:42:34

And then Carol happened to shoot her?

NALEE 1:42:36

Yeah, that was pretty sad.

ANTHONY 1:42:38

See, kids. Just leave me.

NALEE 1:42:39

I love kids, but they are a liability.

ANTHONY 1:42:42

They are a liability, especially in the in the apocalypse. So I would I would say that.

NALEE 1:42:47

Unless they're like above a certain age, I feel like maybe if they're like, I don't know, I don't know. I can't say. I feel like I feel like I say that. I feel like I say that. I feel like I say that, but I'd be very empathetic towards them. So I don't know. We'll see.

ANTHONY 1:43:05

I'll be empathetic towards them, but I'm not I'm not throwing my life down on the line because a five-year-old wants to cry, or a 10-year-old thinks he can shoot a gun, or a 13-year-old decides she wants to go have sex in the woods with so-and-so's son, and then they get bit by No.

NALEE 1:43:25

Yeah. You won't bring You gotta have strict rules around here. Yeah.

ANTHONY 1:43:29

You gotta be Asian.

NALEE 1:43:29

You can have sex inside the wall. Why would you go outside of the wall?

ANTHONY 1:43:33

No, you can't even do that.

NALEE 1:43:34

What do you mean? You can't have sex with each other?

ANTHONY 1:43:37

Not when they're 13 or 15.

NALEE 1:43:39

Oh. Oh yeah, because it's a baby. Liability. Got it. Okay.

ANTHONY 1:43:43

You're gonna bring a crying baby into the situation then.

NALEE 1:43:47

Sorry, I wasn't thinking straight. I was thinking about her doing her whole business. Think ahead. You're right. It wasn't clocking in here.

ANTHONY 1:43:55

And you know a 13-year-old ain't got a strong pullout game.

NALEE 1:43:58

Oh my god. They're gonna be like, Yeah, probably.

ANTHONY 1:44:02

I'm done.

NALEE 1:44:03

Probably, yeah. They'd be a liability. Y'all dumb kids need some like yeah, strict rules. You can't have sex until you're 18 or something. I don't fucking know.

ANTHONY 1:44:13

I just came across a TikTok the other day, and it was apparently, I think it's a new show on like TLC or something. There was a girl who got pregnant at was she 13 or 15? She was 15. 15.

NALEE 1:44:28

The one that you sent me, right?

ANTHONY 1:44:29

I sent it to you, yes. Yeah, she was 15 and reboard.

NALEE 1:44:32

He was 12?

ANTHONY 1:44:33

He was 12. Go back and rewatch. Yeah. I was like children having children. This is what's wrong with the world. This is why we need an apocalypse. These are the annoying people that I'm gonna be like, bye-bye. Sayanara Mamasan. Oh. Yeah, I did have a question for you. Okay, going back to that whole loyalty conversation. So somebody gets bit in your group. What are you doing?

NALEE 1:45:00

Bye. I'm sorry. I can't compromise everybody else.

ANTHONY 1:45:04

For real. For real. Okay, thank you.

NALEE 1:45:07

Obviously, I would try to like see if I could like save the area.

ANTHONY 1:45:11

Amputate them.

NALEE 1:45:12

Yeah, amputate them. But then the moment they'd start, like unfortunately, I would try to amputate whatever limb spot they got bit. And then I would actually keep them separate, separate, separate from the group. And then if they show progress of like healing and not nothing like zombie-like, then I'd let them rejoin. But if they start showing signs, then I'm just gonna have to have a talk with them and be like, yo, this is what it is, and you know, I'm sorry you can't come back.

ANTHONY 1:45:45

I wouldn't even have a talk with them.

NALEE 1:45:47

Oh, I would have a talk with them because they're still human, but I would for right at that moment they're still human. So I would give them the option of one, if you want me to kill you, I'll do that. If you want to kill yourself, you can do that. Or if you want to go on your own and see if you could survive, then you can do that. I will I will show them mercy.

SPEAKER_01 1:46:06

Go to sleep.

NALEE 1:46:07

Phew. Yeah. I got some tea for you.

ANTHONY 1:46:12

I would implement a strict rule, like you if you get bit, like from here down or like mid-thigh down, we'll amputate you and you're good to go.

unknown 1:46:24

Okay.

ANTHONY 1:46:25

If you're generous, anywhere above that mid-thigh, above here in the torso, you're out. You're generous.

NALEE 1:46:33

I wouldn't even go that. I would say like elbow down, knee down. Like that's it. If it's anything above that, I can't. I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_00 1:46:42

You're dead. Sorry. Yeah. Yeah. Okay.

NALEE 1:46:46

So and if it's me, and if I get put in that situation, I hope that you guys would do the same. Like, don't worry about me. Save yourself, kind of a thing. You know what I mean? Hell yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:46:58

Hell yeah, I'm gonna save myself.

NALEE 1:47:01

Hell yeah. Bitch. But you're right. It's a the survival of the fittest. No hard feelings here. You do what you gotta do, boo. So yeah.

ANTHONY 1:47:11

If you think I'm gonna jeopardize my life for you.

SPEAKER_04 1:47:17

Think again. Let's rethink again. Yeah.

ANTHONY 1:47:20

Cannot trust survival of the fittest enough.

NALEE 1:47:24

Okay. Okay.

ANTHONY 1:47:26

Okay. That's all I had for.

NALEE 1:47:28

Okay. Well, the next one, we just have a quick here, a new, not new, but a rapid fire question of would you survive or nah? Okay?

ANTHONY 1:47:37

Alright. Rapid fire. No thinking. Just vibes.

NALEE 1:47:42

And if you if you hesitate, you eliminate it. Okay? Alright.

ANTHONY 1:47:47

Alright. Can I start us off here?

NALEE 1:47:49

Yep. Go ahead.

ANTHONY 1:47:51

Alright. You hear a noise outside at night. Do you A, investigate? B, lock the door, or C, cry quietly?

NALEE 1:47:58

B, lock the fucking door. Be honest. If you investigate, bitch, you're gone. Mm-mm. Get the fuck out of here.

ANTHONY 1:48:04

Here we are.

NALEE 1:48:04

You investigate, you with the you with the whatever you're investigating now.

ANTHONY 1:48:08

Yeah. You out there now, because I'm locking the door behind your ass.

NALEE 1:48:11

Yeah, you for the you for the streets now, not here. Okay. Your friend gets bitten but says they feel fine. A, believe them. B, tie them up or C, dramatically mon dramatically monologue.

ANTHONY 1:48:23

Depending on where they were bit, I'd say tie them up. Yeah. No. Are you gonna answer that?

NALEE 1:48:28

No. I would tie them up too. I would time them up too.

ANTHONY 1:48:31

Time up too.

NALEE 1:48:32

Yeah.

ANTHONY 1:48:32

All right. You find one granola bar left. Do you A, share it, B, hide it, or C, eat it while making eye contact?

SPEAKER_04 1:48:40

Um I would share it, but probably realistically, C, I would eat it while making it.

ANTHONY 1:48:50

Same. Same.

SPEAKER_04 1:48:54

Only one of us is surviving. A bitch is gonna be me.

ANTHONY 1:48:57

It's gonna be me with this goddamn granola bar.

NALEE 1:49:00

For real. Okay. The group votes you as a leader. A, accept, B, panic, or C, immediately abuse power. A. Okay. Yeah, I would accept it too.

ANTHONY 1:49:12

Yeah. Okay. You trip while running. Do you A, get up, B, accept destiny, or C, blame someone else?

NALEE 1:49:20

I blame someone else. No, I'm just kidding. I would immediately get up, bitch. I'm fighting for my life. Why would I just accept my destiny? Bye.

ANTHONY 1:49:33

That is one of my biggest pet peeves with not to steer clear from this game, but like one of my biggest pet peeves in like TV shows and movies is when people like fall or trip. It's like, bitch, you're running through the forest. You need to be on the lookout for twigs. Stop fucking looking over your shoulder. Oh, are they getting closer? Are they getting closer? Focus on the prize. Yeah. Focus on the ground. And then when they fall and they're like, oh, if I fall, I'm getting the fuck up and I'm getting back to running.

NALEE 1:50:08

Yeah, I'm darting. Mm-mm.

ANTHONY 1:50:10

Damn.

NALEE 1:50:11

I don't care if I broke toes. I don't care if my ankles twisted, bitch. I'm crawling. I'm running. I'm fighting for my fucking life.

Final Takeaways And Sign-Off

ANTHONY 1:50:18

A meant. Yes. God.

NALEE 1:50:21

If you accept your destiny, you deserve to die. That's what you're doing. You deserve to die. Yeah.

ANTHONY 1:50:26

Oh, I tripped over a branch. This is it.

NALEE 1:50:31

Last one here.

ANTHONY 1:50:32

Last one.

NALEE 1:50:33

You find a working car. A, save everyone. B, take one person or C. Peace out. Sorry, guys.

ANTHONY 1:50:39

Take one person.

SPEAKER_06 1:50:41

Okay.

ANTHONY 1:50:42

No, I'm just kidding. I would save everybody.

NALEE 1:50:44

Yeah, I would try to get in the car.

ANTHONY 1:50:45

Everybody that fits in the car.

SPEAKER_06 1:50:47

Yeah. Same.

ANTHONY 1:50:50

And I ain't about that life playing that game where it's like, okay, six people can fit in the car, but we got 10 people. Y'all better fucking figure it out. I'm in the driver's seat. Exactly. And I'm gonna gun it. Get in and close the door.

NALEE 1:51:00

I'm gonna be like Beyoncé, I ain't sorry.

ANTHONY 1:51:03

I ain't sorry.

NALEE 1:51:05

Yeah, exactly.

ANTHONY 1:51:06

Be like, climb up on top if you want. I don't give a shit. But this car is going.

SPEAKER_04 1:51:10

Exactly. Make it quick.

ANTHONY 1:51:12

Make it quick.

SPEAKER_04 1:51:14

Yes.

ANTHONY 1:51:15

All right. Final question for you. And be honest here. Are you surviving an apocalypse?

NALEE 1:51:21

Or are you a cautionary tale? I think we're surviving. I think so. Well, I think I'm surviving.

ANTHONY 1:51:28

I'm surviving.

NALEE 1:51:29

Yeah.

ANTHONY 1:51:31

I am about that life.

NALEE 1:51:33

I'm sorry.

ANTHONY 1:51:34

I'm sorry.

NALEE 1:51:37

Okay, so what we learned today is We're not surviving, but we are. Yes. We are surviving, actually. But we're also simply participating.

ANTHONY 1:51:49

Briefly.

NALEE 1:51:49

If the apocalypse happens tomorrow.

ANTHONY 1:51:52

Just know we tried and conquered. We'll conquer.

NALEE 1:51:57

Period. Emotionally?

ANTHONY 1:51:59

Not so much physically, but we'll get there.

NALEE 1:52:02

Yeah. But if you survived longer than us, which I mean, regardless, we're gonna survive. Congrats. We made it hoe.

ANTHONY 1:52:10

If not, meet us in the afterlife bunker.

NALEE 1:52:14

Period. Stay petty. Stay petty. Stay prepared.

ANTHONY 1:52:18

Stay prepared. And stay dramatic. That's what's up. That's what's up. The apocalypse is coming, and we're gonna survive.

NALEE 1:52:27

We're gonna survive. We're gonna survive. We're gonna survive. We're gonna survive. Exactly. Exactly. All right. Bye.